Originally Posted by fartfly

Yeah, just one day now and I'm a new man.

I'm just trying to find a good religion now because I don't want to worry about the after life either. I found a piece of literature like this from the Jehovah witness girls. I liked the fact they send hot milfs to my door when I have a boner but the picture totally turned me off. I don't want to live eternity in alaska ? Free apples isn't a bad deal though