posted from my friend Scarecrow on a another board. Find out if your son is a hacker
http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_o...r%20Hacker.htm
http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_o...r%20Hacker.htm
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"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"."
Since when ? :-))))
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"5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day."
Well, gee, I can dos someone in 2 seconds...
Anyone else finding this rediculous?
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haha not bad
"Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. "
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AMD=CORRUPTION
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.Comment
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This is like one of those Bonsai Kitty things I hope.Comment
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By chance does your friend go by the handle rocklin on this other board and is the board on a subdomain of a host that is in here all the time because I saw this posted on the other board earlier in the week. I like this part of it.Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
posted from my friend Scarecrow on a another board. Find out if your son is a hacker
http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_o...r%20Hacker.htm
"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government"
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nope,he uses the nickname i mentioned, but i'm sure this link has been posted in a lot of places.
I think FBI should investigate the son of the writter.Comment
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Here's another good one from that website
"We here at Adequacy.org apologize for any difficulty you may be encountering with your Adequacy Experience?. As a part of our patriotic duty to this great nation of ours, we are currently installing a certain, classified module to our proprietary, closed-source web serving system. We expect to have these issues worked out very soon - two or three weeks at most. Thank you for your patience!"Comment
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"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school."
LMFAO...
What about grand theft auto 3 ?
"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos,"
LOLOL..this is too funny
Damn I don't know who wrote this but he sure don't know alot about computers!mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
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oh my god!
my son has an AMD processor and plays quake, im going to notify the school and FBI imediatly and give him a good spanking!
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huh?huh?Comment
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obviously this is suposed to be a jokeDoes anyone look down here?Comment
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Really??! cause i was about to go out and buy me a paddleOriginally posted by RK:
obviously this is suposed to be a joke
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huh?huh?Comment
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that is the most ludacris article i've ever read lol
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Entertaining, i hope it isnt serious though.
What a bunch of B.S.
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Hehe
A thought we all get into this business being a "hacker" ... Seeing that my first Computer was an Atari 400... And originally got on the net with a 286 "slipping" into a internet connection.
If our children are hacking without causing harm I hope they move thing forward as fast as we did!
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Love my tag line, now if I could just get them to announce my AS
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lol.. stacheldraht is what i call a famouse hacker program
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Well the sad thing is all the unknowing parents frantically searching for Flash and Comet Cursor on their kids computers.
Of course Comet Cursor sucks and should be deleted...
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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
AMD=CORRUPTION
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
I think my dad's a hacker...
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I think I'm gonna call AMD and tell them about it. Bet they sue in 2 seconds flat.
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This Is The Biggest Peice Of Shit I Have EVER Read.. I Cant Believe That Anyone Would Take This Serrous And I Hope They Do Not!Comment
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