Jack Sparrow

Last weekend i was clubbin, and i saw this strange pack of trannies at the bar.
One of them kept scratching his balls and sniffing his fingers. Then some dude came stumbling into the bar all drunk yelling about being a pornsiteballeradvertiserish something something.

All the trannies got interested and yanked their dicks tight between their legs to the back.

Feeling kinda said for the bawler dude, i whispered in his ear he better not hit them bitches up. But he mumbled something about bawler, lots o'cash, green gfy nicknames and something about some friend of him called alien who almost nearly got shot once on bandcamp while trespassing someones lawn.

I let him.

He paid the drinks, and took all 4 trannies out of the bar.
Didnt see him after that, wonder what happend to him and his 4 trannies.