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  • Art Del Gado
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 960

    #1

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains...

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
    "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

    The salesman assures her that theyhave a large selection of pink
    curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
    having ahard time choosing.

    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks
    what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies,
    "fifteen inches".

    "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That soundsvery small, what
    room are they for?"

    The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
    computer monitor.

    The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need
    curtains!"

    The blonde says, "Hellooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows


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  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #2
    hardee har har

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    • dunefield
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      • Feb 2003
      • 10920

      #3

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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        that's good

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        • Fizzgig
          Registered User
          • Feb 2004
          • 9649

          #5
          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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          • Just_Dave
            Its almost time
            • Dec 2002
            • 13009

            #6

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            • BluewireAngie
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              • Apr 2006
              • 4643

              #7
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              • Danid0llface
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2006
                • 31

                #8
                heh good one.

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                • Magix
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 2616

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dunefield
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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    Ok, that's good enough..

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                    • gimo33
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 5599

                      #11
                      nice blonde joke
                      here's another...
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                      • gimo33
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 5599

                        #12
                        blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

                        Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

                        Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

                        Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"
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                        • gimo33
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 5599

                          #13
                          ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.
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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Har har those were funny

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                            • Hooligan
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2001
                              • 1472

                              #15

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                              • Doctor Dre
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                That wasn't really funny... don't know why everyone is laughing.
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                                • madawgz
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 30509

                                  #17
                                  good one
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                                  • ProducerCashDave
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 3983

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gimo33
                                    blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

                                    Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

                                    Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

                                    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"
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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dunefield
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                                      • ajk_photography
                                        Registered User
                                        • Sep 2004
                                        • 39

                                        #20
                                        My ex is blonde. Thats why I got divorced
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                                        • notabook
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 9748

                                          #21
                                          Heh. Black Spongebob is way funnier than that. Though he is black so I guess that negates it... =(

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                                          • sickkittens
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                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 25100

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dunefield

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