I've been looking about the ol' internet porn world for many months now, and I have said "Hi!" to many of the players. Most have struck me as good folks. I see that 12Clicks is given a lot of respect in this industry, but I just can't figure out what it is he does. All I've figured out so far is that he seems a bit cranky, and has poor taste in hats. So please, ye of the old guard...the s'mores are a cookin', the campfire is lit and crackling, and the newbies like me are are sitting around it looking at you with anticipation in our beady little rat-like eyes...please spin for us the tale of 12Clicks.
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LMFAO!!!!Originally posted by titmowse:
I know he likes tits, but will not suffer boobs.
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LOL..
I'll sit around the fire and listen to *this* story...
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Long long ago in a galaxy far far away...
Several Anal Intruders were about to take over planet 12 clicks. 12 clicks and his valiant warriors fought hard but were eventually VIOLATED!!! After that 12 click fled the planet, and began a new life here on earth. In the back of his mind for years was the thought of being VIOLATED by the Anal Intruders all those years ago! Finally he gave in to the Dark Side and became and Anal Intruder himself. Looking to rule the earth one anus at a time!!!
And so goes the story of 12 Clicks!No OneComment
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As a ruthless plan he began a small *BI*~ANuAL celibration called 'Internext Exxxpo'. At this event many inebreated webmasters were unexpectedly VIOLATED by this 12Clicks, but in the morning they would only remember the hot stripper with a strap on; and that being a normal part of the adult webmaster's day thought nothing of their sore behinds. Unbeknownst to them 12Clicks had planted a small seed deep inside their shoot, and they had become an unwitting host to the growth of a new 12Clicks planet ~ known as 12+1Clicks.
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I know how he does that! He is a brave fighter with Russian cheaters! I always admired him for that. His intuition is always right, well... hm... almost always. Lately there was this little unpleasant accident with DarkJedi... But - hey, we are only humans, are we? Keep up a good work, Mr. 12 Clicks! We will be closely following your success! And thank you for making our world cleaner and brighter!Comment
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No no no. He is not human. He is Ultraman.Comment
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I think I am going to puke.
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Damn, I miss Beavis and Butthead!Comment
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That's just the seed getting ready to sprout Turbo.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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Okay Dr. Evil 12Clicks.
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12Clicks, you oughta write novels. You'd be very good at it. This is coming from a bookworm who loves to read.
I still feel sick, though. Maybe I have been impregnated? Eghad!!!
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Damn, I miss Beavis and Butthead!Comment
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lol... "...a penchant for buggery" again, lol.
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Damn, I miss Beavis and Butthead!Comment
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It's a hard 'nuff life.Comment
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Of course 12Clicks is not smart enough to use his own brain:
http://www.anderle.cz/
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12clicks is a simple guy...
He is a Honky Cowboy who likes baseball and just like to loung all day in his blue undies..
Go GET UM cowboyComment
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of course the flea is not smart enough to know its a quote from Austin PowersOriginally posted by TheFLY:
Of course 12Clicks is not smart enough to use his own brain:
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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At first I thought 12Clicks was actually starting to sound cool, but I knew he was not capable of higher order thinking -- and this line gave him away -- "The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."
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Damn, I feel cheated. I was being serious when I told 12clicks that he should write. Damnit!!! Ugghhh. Plagerist.
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Damn, I miss Beavis and Butthead!Comment
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Here's a pic of 12Clicks.Comment
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best quote you could take 12clicks... this movie is a classic
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the flea...Originally posted by 12clicks:
of course the flea is not smart enough to know its a quote from Austin PowersComment
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I always thought 12Clicks was the mailed fist of Don Mojo. Kinda of like Nitti, in pink leather chaps.Comment
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Now here's a guy who knows a bit of history.Originally posted by Steve:
I always thought 12Clicks was the mailed fist of Don Mojo. Kinda of like Nitti, in pink leather chaps.
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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I heard he was a fluff boy when he started out in the industry.
He worked his way to the top the old fashoned way.
Remember,
12 clicks is always right 99.7% of the time.
And thats the bottom line cause boneprone said so.
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Learn about it kids.Comment
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Damn 0.03%. Fucking DarkJedi fucked up all stats!
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12clicks would be right 100% of the time, but he fucks up a bit with me.......This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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no, your kind hides their spots for a while but eventually, I'm always proven right.Originally posted by SleazyDream:
12clicks would be right 100% of the time, but he fucks up a bit with me.......
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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yup, just like when you said there was only ten guests at my party.... and on and on.......This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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I've always found the most notable 12clicks quote to be:
"I can wait to get my pound of flesh."
Don't know about the rest of you...Comment
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he's good for a laugh...
you can take that either way.
AHAHAHAHAHA! And go fuck yourself.Comment
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Is that Lens in that pic?Comment
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Hey KK,
What is a Nagative database?
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Something we don't use because it really doesn't work, why?Originally posted by ElvisManson:
Hey KK,
What is a Nagative database?
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