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Yeah right........... let me gather all my tgp friends, I bet they jump all over this one, they love giving away all their traffic.
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LOL what a cockSucker
"If you even consider talking to me about a trade without sending me traffic first I will blacklist you everywhere possible."
i for One am shitting myself
think I'll email Him Now and I urge everyone too do the Same
funniest thing If someone like AL4a banned him then He'd be Sucking their Cocks to get Listed Again !!
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he's already making plans for that in vegas.Originally posted by bandwitch bandit:
then He'd be Sucking their Cocks to get Listed Again !!

I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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LEts all laugh at him
Every One join in !!
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add his quote and he's a winner for sure:Originally posted by Dualcpu:
His "rules" are a wonderful way to make new friends in the business.
Sweet.
Originally posted by SleazyDream:
Tickets have to be purchased mid-novemberish so anyone I might have missed on the guest list please drop me a line before then or you're shit out of luck.
This is a VERY RESTRICTED event for high-end people who work in the TGP industry. Just because you think you're someone doesn't mean you'll get an invitation to this. You will have to ADD to the impressive nature of the guest list to be included (and the guest list IS impressive)- and then only if I feel like it will I extend you an invite (which is unlikely but there's no harm in trying).
Think of it like this, after reading the guest list you will know if the people attending this event will want to spend an evening with YOU - not the other way around.
example: if you run a site like elephant list, hardcore junky, or interracial porno you are EXACTLY who we want to include and invite. (yes they have been invited... just waiting on their schudules).
if you just started a TGP in the last year this is NOT the event for you and you will not be included. Sorry. There are dozens of other parties to attend though so don't feel left out and we all would love to meet you. Feel free to talk to any of the included guests on the convention floor or at any of the other awesome parties and such on those convention days or any other timeI'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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Most of the larger sites make extreme demands -- big deal... All you whiners must not do very many traffic trades. Large sites can get bogged down by the hundreds of daily link requests... Look at Thumbzilla's submit page...
http://www.thumbzilla.com/linktradeinfo.htm
Or take a look at the Sublime Directory
Even more complicated and even more demands.
This page is just to weed-out smaller sites... If this page scares you off -- then you are too small to be trading with SleazyDream... There's only so much traffic out there -- once you have traded all the smaller sites -- and all the medium size sites -- you will see that you are at a traffic apex... there is only so much non-blind linking that you can do to grow a large site -- take a look at Greenguy... all these years and his top referrers are still not sending big numbers -- this is because he requires non-blind traffic -- these larger TGP sites work on a different methodology -- they are trading much higher levels of traffic because they are using blind links. Blind links are the only way to go beyond this apex... So 7000 hits is not really a big deal to sites that are capable of doing business with SleazyDream.
If you know something about traffic -- you know that if you have a page with a high volume -- there are only so many links you can put on that page efficiently. In this case it is not efficient to be trading with 1000 sites that are sending less than 1000 hits/day -- because even the smallest links at the bottom of your site will be getting very large amounts of traffic... if anyone that is trading on your front page falls off on traffic -- this pulls down the entire traffic potential of your site -- this bleeds you dry!
Yes it is possible to work smaller trades into a larger site -- but this is complicated -- very time consuming -- may require scripting... The script of my site was designed for this very purpose -- to trade with an unlimited number of small sites -- all on one page -- and it allows me to trade non-blind with many hundreds of very small sites -- *but* I'm the only person with this script ;) Most larger sites work in the smaller trades in a blanket fashion (maybe picwarehouse is a good example) with a CJ script -- or similar. Thumbzilla has a unique way of dealing with his trades with a custom script -- but he still is not able to accept smaller trades on his front page...!
You guys complain about SleazyDream but you hardly know what you're talking about. I don't even know SleazyDream's strategy because I haven't spent a lot of time looking at his page -- but I'm assuming it's a one-page deal like most of the big TGP sites... it's a good strategy and it works.
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12Clicks, I know you only rag on him because he takes you seriously.Originally posted by 12clicks:
fly=sleazydreams asskisser.
he's not a big tgp fly. just because he tells you he is doesn't make it so.
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I'm going to redo my trade signup page.
Send 1000 hits a day for a MONTH, before you even think about emailing me for a trade, at which time I will consider putting you on the waiting list. And don't expect to get invited to any parties unless your tgp is at least 5 yrs. old. Me and the other hot-shit tgp owners will be glad to let you kiss up to us in public, but do you really think we'd invite you to one of our parties?Another worthless post?Comment
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Frankly wouldn't want to go to a party where everyone was so up their own asses.
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Yea... I read that shit a few weeks back when I was surfing for new trades.
I can send him 7K and not blink an eye but wouldn't just because he sounds like a dick.
Too funny
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W/ 500-1k where can I get a link trade with a big TGP? I'd like to know! ;)
Anyway I thought that submit page was pretty funny though... I don't think anyone with an extra 7k would take that page seriously. He's obviously not too serious about it -- nobody with an extra 7k sitting around is going to be worried about getting "blacklisted" -- but these little guys don't know that -- that's what makes it hilarious.
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Nice to know 12clicks cares enough to read EVERY little link on my pages....
I was thinking about adding more swear words and being meaner on the trading page, but I think I got my point across....This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Yes, you sure did. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by SleazyDream:
...but I think I got my point across....
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how can you debate anything without knowing how much I make??? Just shows how dumb 12clicks and kimmykim are......This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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I know whats possible and I know you do less than that.Originally posted by SleazyDream:
how can you debate anything without knowing how much I make??? Just shows how dumb 12clicks and kimmykim are......
specifics are unnecessary.
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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more shit from 12clicks... less than what?
I think you are starting to have mental lapses 12clicks, you should really get that checked out.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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don't you have big parties to plan???Originally posted by SleazyDream:
more shit from 12clicks... less than what?
I think you are starting to have mental lapses 12clicks, you should really get that checked out.
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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nope - I'm doing a small event.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Pete, you can trade with hundreds of sites at a 500-1k/day level. You don't have to be in the top 10 on everyone's page. If the site runs UCJ or a similar script, you'll do just fine. Especially if their script trades off productivity, since your traffic clicks like crazy. In fact, if you get a chance, shoot me a link code for pornqueens.net, will ya? I have gone thru so many computers and hard drives recently it isn't funny. I've been meaning to ask you for the code, so now is as good a time as any.Originally posted by TheFLY:
W/ 500-1k where can I get a link trade with a big TGP? I'd like to know!
I've never met a "rules" page I liked, even one of mine. Sleazy's is a classic, I think only Heinz's made me laugh harder. But the guy is not a TGP, and he doesn't use a script. Personally, I think he does a fantastic job managing his trades. I could never pull it off on pornqueens, it's why I just said fuck it and made it a TGP/archive site. So I can see the scare tactic. Running them by hand, a hard coded link is going to send out a lot of hits, since the site has so much traffic.
Of course, 12Clicks probably laughs when people say traffic and TGP together. He's probably controlling more hits than all of us put together. Hell, he fed most of us when they ran the blind links programs, and mojosearch wasn't too shabby, either.
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how big is sleazydream.com in hits/day?
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Not as big as his EGO!Originally posted by HQ:
how big is sleazydream.com in hits/day?
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SleazyDream is just a tiny site with a very small following. Someday I wish to be a big site like the TGP2 people here.......maybe someday....maybe.......
http://ranks.sextracker.com/spn.html...se&pg=0-0.html
I'm not even in the sextracker top 10 page ranks...... I don't have any amount of traffic worth consideration....
[This message has been edited by SleazyDream (edited 12-06-2001).]This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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don't you just love COWARDS like Aussie Rebel
who are too scared to attach an email, icq or site to their profile.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Dont you like COCKSUCKERS THAT THINK THEY ARE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT!!Originally posted by SleazyDream:
don't you just love COWARDS like Aussie Rebel
who are too scared to attach an email, icq or site to their profile.
The joke is on you, you fuckin DICK not me, and coward LOL,
At least I'm not some little keyboard pounding geek like yourself, I used to fuck little punk bitches like you in pentridge you little punk bitch, And the reason I dont post anything about myself in my profile is because it is NONE of your fucking business,
COCKSUCKER!!!!
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hahah rebel? sleazy? LITTLE? hahahaha hes got to be one of the biggest mother fuckers ive seen in a while! =-P
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You haven't meet me sonOriginally posted by kmanrox:
hahah rebel? sleazy? LITTLE? hahahaha hes got to be one of the biggest mother fuckers ive seen in a while! =-P
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Im sooo proud!!
I am now convinced that this board can be entertaining without me.
Thank you 12 Clicks, Fly, Sleazy and Kimmy Kim.
The force is strong in all of you.
I could read for 30 minutes and be more entertained than an hour of watcing WWF on TV.
What would we do without our leader 12 clicks and the aliance of straight talkers alike. The Yin and the Yang is in affect and the shit throwing-board dynamics are at their finest hour.
A big BP4L for my homies.
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He just don't want small assholes that can't return him traffic and he has already WAY too much trades.Originally posted by rayadp05I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?Comment
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Sleazy traffic kick ass
Sleazy galleries kick ass
If you can't send thoses hits to get the trade started than don't do it ... But trust me it fucking worth it.Originally posted by rayadp05I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?Comment
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There he goes again drawing TGP2 into the discussion.
It's understandable though
He just can't stand it that I can do more sales on 2k TGP2 traffic per gallery then he with all his sites.
Join the Darkside Sleazy and start making money
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This guy is funny, incredible that he is still in the business. The shitheads with his kind of attitude to his fellow webmasters usually disappears after a while.
You are not a bigshot in this industry even if you like to think you are, a 300 k tgp is far from the big guys that makes 20 times more than you every month.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by codecrawler
[B]There he goes again drawing TGP2 into the discussion.
It's understandable though
He just can't stand it that I can do more sales on 2k TGP2 traffic per gallery then he with all his sites.
Join the Darkside Sleazy and start making money
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