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Originally posted by testpie
You laugh but I more or less had that as a pick up line once. This guy that sort of hung on the fringes of my group of friends grabbed onto my hand when we were all at a club. I told him nicely that I wasn't interested and took my hand away. As I walking away he shouts 'I wanted to make love to you - not rape you'. Because I didn't want to hold his hand.Comment
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"take my card and buy something nice."Comment
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
I think your math is off. Try it and tell us how many fingers are pointing at you. But, I get your point.Last edited by Hollywood376; 07-16-2006, 12:38 PM.
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Smile and laugh
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Sounds like that man may unfortunately be me, the way i'm currently going with women (i.e. not at all). Having said that, i'd probably grab something else...Originally posted by sarah_webinc
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"Chocolate makes you skinny".Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
My dick grew four inches overnight.
Seriously, anything you say that comes from the heart would probably do just fine.
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"this thread is lame!"Comment
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Originally posted by Young
True in so many ways if you meet a girl like that you just can't win and I am amazed how fucked up they interpreted a compliment into the absolute worst things. girls girls girlsICQ# 143561781Comment
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SleazyDream you must be such a cute guy who started this thread
But guys why do you think you have to give money to girls? That's so sad...
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You give good head.
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I'm a female that doesn't need a man's money and is not impressed with how much or little he makes.
Just be a nice guy and be genuine. That's all I ask.
A smile upon seeing me, a wink, and a 'hi honey.'
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I seldom need as many as 10 words to do that.
I just look her straight in the eye, take both her hands in mine, stand straight up, square my shoulders, clear my throat and say...
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christ this thread is too damn lame
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Give her a flower and tell her you have been thinking about her all day long
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interesting read forsure! I have zero game so it was cool to see what people post.Derek *Dwreck* Smout
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funny reply. not enough to make me truly happy. but LMAOOriginally posted by The Ghost
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why would you wanna lift her spirit?
By breaking her down and playing on her insecurties, you can get laid a lot easier.Care about me?
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Me!
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you say it like it isOriginally posted by p1mpdogg
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"Here's my AmEx Black. Go Wild!"
I sure wish a guy would tell me that
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true... i dont know whats up with the gay threads of sleazy latelyOriginally posted by AlexComment
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I really like spending time with you works for me. It's not a pick up line per say and its honest.Derek *Dwreck* Smout
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...mmmm....you swallow with the best of them, no really.Amateur Australian Porn At It's Finest: Girls Out West --> Girls Out West Affiliate ProgramComment
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you smell good, look good, i love your smile. You are making the best (dish) i ever tasted, you are better than my mom.Comment
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I can't believe how hard you make me ...Comment
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Originally posted by Cristie
I would end the date there.Comment
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
I have a few lines that I keep using over and over on girls over the world !
1. WOW..... was your mother a model ?
2. Really .....was your Grand Mother a model ?
3. So you are going to be the first model in your family !
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Ha! I agree. Someone give me a credit card... I accept Visa, MasterCard and Amex. lol!Originally posted by giftedtwistedICQ: 352784711
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you made me cum just by looking at me
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I'm a first class pimp:
"Don't worry, I'm bored too."
"Let's fuck with our friends and say I got you pregnant."
"Wanna call it a night?"
and the infamous:
"Have you ever heard of "MOD" files?"
These days, I don't even date. My last LTR was a psychotic portuguese midget. No shit. She was sweet, but man, she was mental. After that, I played the game a few times, and decided that I, and they, would be happier without.
So, I guess the best thing I did to lift a girl's spirit was to not date them. Holy shit this sounds gay and/or emo. I swear it's not! Ow! Ow! Stop punching me!Comment
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interesting comments
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Kiddys and dumb fucks.
Girls all want to feel special just tell them something that makes then feel like this and your dick will be wet.
Money has 0 to do with it.
example Jes! that dress (outfit) makes more horny than normal.
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Kiddys and dumb fucks.
Girls all want to feel special just tell them something that makes them feel like this and your dick will be wet.
Money has 0 to do with it.
example Jes! that dress (outfit) makes me more horny than normal.
Little or no come back with this one.Buy great domains from drunken burned out old webmaster CHEAP bullseyeporn.com art-met.com and more.
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your eyes! Wow!Comment
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Actually, if most guys had half a clue, they would realize that the stuff Sleazy is saying will get them laid more than anything else they could say
Good stuff Sleazy, nice to see a guy with a clue for a change.Comment
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Best one so farOriginally posted by DugmorI have a few lines that I keep using over and over on girls over the world !
1. WOW..... was your mother a model ?
2. Really .....was your Grand Mother a model ?
3. So you are going to be the first model in your family !
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You make me a better man
I need you
You're right
I'm wrong
Please help me
Those girls are jealous of you
How did I live without you
Let me take care of you
Show me what love is
My mom wants me to marry you
Will you marry me
It's all yours, you deserve it
Take everything sweetheart
My soul is yours
I don't deserve you
Your pussy is so tight
May I please lick your ass hole clean
What's mine is yours
Your sister is nothing compared to you
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You either get laid a lot, or your wife is a lucky lady :POriginally posted by SquirtitComment
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Thanks for mentioning my name as a master of making women smile. In a galaxy far far away many year ago I was pretty good at it.
I would say to get rid of the pick up lines and learn how to look into a womans eyes with conviction. Doesn't matter what you say, as long as you mean it fully. If you use compliments, make sure they are really sincere.
And if you can't think of the right things to say, move on to the next chick and see if your game wants to come out and play.
But keep it real playa.
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What the hell is wrong with the old fashioned,
"here's a little something from Jimmy Choo darling..."
said while handing over that oblong box?
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