I admit i was an asshole in the beginning, cause i'm so used to getting spammed on icq.... but i've been meaning to sign up to dating gold anyways - and miss lisa won me over... anyways.... weirdest way i've ended up signing up to an affiliate program so i thought i'd share it...
disclaimer: it's not THAT interesting... so save the "omg i can't believe i read all that" comments... you have been warned!
Miss Lissa (03:36 PM) :
hey
sonofsam (03:37 PM) :
?
sonofsam (03:37 PM) :
is this spam?
Miss Lissa (03:37 PM) :
no
sonofsam (03:38 PM) :
how may i help you?
Miss Lissa (03:38 PM) :
I'm with datinggold, I'm looking for new affiliates right now...
Miss Lissa (03:38 PM) :
I wanted to know if you would be interested in having one of our banners or iframes put onto your site(s)...we have a variety of great payout plans, and a great promo going on right now
sonofsam (03:39 PM) :
first of all... when i asked you if this was spam
sonofsam (03:39 PM) :
you should have said yes
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
second... no thank you... i do want to do something with dating gold.. but ill be contacting them myself shortly
Miss Lissa (03:40 PM) :
Um ok. but no thank you would have done fine
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
i wouldn't have been rude if you would have told me if this was spam right off the bat
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
i don't appreciate people taking my number off icq and spamming me
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
i didn't make a thread asking for dating sponsors
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
i didn't make a thread asking for any sponsors. so why would you hit me up?
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
why dont you make a thread called "whos interested in promoting datinggold"
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
and then contact everyone who replies in it?
Miss Lissa (03:42 PM) :
Almost all of my affiliates come from me contacting them. You are the first person to go off on me about it
Miss Lissa (03:42 PM) :
Have a nice day!!!
sonofsam (03:42 PM) :
wait dont go i have a question
Miss Lissa (03:43 PM) :
what can I help you with
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
Would you like to send traffic to sexfeeder?
Miss Lissa (03:44 PM) :
Is this spam?
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
no
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
this is how i get my affiliates
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
Ok. No thank you, I am not interested
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
Why not?
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
just do it
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
:-D
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
hell... you can even redirect someone of the dating gold traffic to sexfeeder
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
You're funny, but I don't do that
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
i wont tell your boss
Miss Lissa (03:46 PM) :
Why would my boss care
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
i'll even give you one of my world famous scalp massages.. while wearing a banana costume
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
why would your boss care if you redirected datinggolds traffic to my program?
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
ahhh you're right.. he probably wouldn't care
Miss Lissa (03:46 PM) :
I dont like bananas
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
so just do it
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
yes you do like bananas
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
take that fucking back right now
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
you're lying
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
and i dont appreciate being lied to
Miss Lissa (03:47 PM) :
Are you ok?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
Yeah, i'm doing awesome... are you okay?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
what are you wearing?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
wanna know what i'm wearing?
Miss Lissa (03:47 PM) :
clothes...and u?
Miss Lissa (03:48 PM) :
let me guess...a banana suit?
sonofsam (03:48 PM) :
........you're probably expecting me to say "i'm wearing nothing" .... but it's quite the oppposite... i'm wearing... 3 pairs of pants , a sweatshirt.. golfing socks on top of my tennis socks... i'm wearing chain link armor on my chest.. a wizards hat... snowboarding boots... an ipod
sonofsam (03:48 PM) :
a banana suit? no. that would be silly
Miss Lissa (03:49 PM) :
really, you golf? I'm thinking about taking golf lessons
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
no you're not
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
here you go lying again :-(
Miss Lissa (03:49 PM) :
it must be cold where you are to be wearing so many clothes
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
why has it come to this
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
we used to talk....
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
and you never fealt that you had to lie to me
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
felt*
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
i miss those talks we used to have.... like last month.. when you messaged me with "hey" ... but i wasn't there because i was camping.....
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
remember that? awwwwwwwwwwwww
Miss Lissa (03:50 PM) :
are you sure you dont want to sign up for datinggold? If you were one of my affiliates, we could talk like this all the time
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
i have plenty of girls i can talk to like this.... mind you i have to pay 5.99 a minute.. but it's all good.. i steal the money from my moms purse
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
and she doesn't even notice, cause shes got so much cash from being the top escort in vancouver
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
BLANG BLANG YALL
Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
well there you go
Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
how many cups of coffee did you have this morning. You are suposed to stop when you start to get light headed
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
none... i smoke crack when i wake up... and do heroin at night so i can go to sleep
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
it's a very rewarding cycle i've gotten used to.. i dont even have to go to the gym to lose weight
Miss Lissa (03:52 PM) :
whatever helps you get through the day
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
okay at least just answer me this one question
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
answer this one question for me*
Miss Lissa (03:53 PM) :
I'm an open book
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
god damn... after talking to people from europe so often im starting to talk like a fob
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
okay here goes...
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
If you were a guy.... and i was a lantern.. that conveniently had a broken circle in the glass the exact same size of your penis... would you tap it?
Miss Lissa (03:54 PM) :
Probably not
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
wtf... why not?
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
mind you the edges are sanded so you wouldn't get cut
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
still wouldn't ?
Miss Lissa (03:55 PM) :
na. probably not
sonofsam (03:55 PM) :
okay give me 1 good reason
sonofsam (03:55 PM) :
just one and ill leave you alone
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
you're going to ignore me now?
Miss Lissa (03:57 PM) :
Because, if I were near a lantern, I would be camping right? Well, if I were camping, I would bring a girl with me (I assume if I were a guy, I would be romantic) I would just roll over and do the girl next to me instead of the lantern
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
okay good enough reason
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
im going to sign up to datinggold now
sonofsam (03:58 PM) :
give me your ref link
Miss Lissa (03:59 PM) :
http://www.datinggold.com/index.php?aid=5349
disclaimer: it's not THAT interesting... so save the "omg i can't believe i read all that" comments... you have been warned!
Miss Lissa (03:36 PM) :
hey
sonofsam (03:37 PM) :
?
sonofsam (03:37 PM) :
is this spam?
Miss Lissa (03:37 PM) :
no
sonofsam (03:38 PM) :
how may i help you?
Miss Lissa (03:38 PM) :
I'm with datinggold, I'm looking for new affiliates right now...
Miss Lissa (03:38 PM) :
I wanted to know if you would be interested in having one of our banners or iframes put onto your site(s)...we have a variety of great payout plans, and a great promo going on right now
sonofsam (03:39 PM) :
first of all... when i asked you if this was spam
sonofsam (03:39 PM) :
you should have said yes
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
second... no thank you... i do want to do something with dating gold.. but ill be contacting them myself shortly
Miss Lissa (03:40 PM) :
Um ok. but no thank you would have done fine
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
i wouldn't have been rude if you would have told me if this was spam right off the bat
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
i don't appreciate people taking my number off icq and spamming me
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
i didn't make a thread asking for dating sponsors
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
i didn't make a thread asking for any sponsors. so why would you hit me up?
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
why dont you make a thread called "whos interested in promoting datinggold"
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
and then contact everyone who replies in it?
Miss Lissa (03:42 PM) :
Almost all of my affiliates come from me contacting them. You are the first person to go off on me about it
Miss Lissa (03:42 PM) :
Have a nice day!!!
sonofsam (03:42 PM) :
wait dont go i have a question
Miss Lissa (03:43 PM) :
what can I help you with
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
Would you like to send traffic to sexfeeder?
Miss Lissa (03:44 PM) :
Is this spam?
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
no
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
this is how i get my affiliates
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
Ok. No thank you, I am not interested
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
Why not?
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
just do it
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
:-D
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
hell... you can even redirect someone of the dating gold traffic to sexfeeder
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
You're funny, but I don't do that
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
i wont tell your boss
Miss Lissa (03:46 PM) :
Why would my boss care
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
i'll even give you one of my world famous scalp massages.. while wearing a banana costume
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
why would your boss care if you redirected datinggolds traffic to my program?
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
ahhh you're right.. he probably wouldn't care
Miss Lissa (03:46 PM) :
I dont like bananas
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
so just do it
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
yes you do like bananas
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
take that fucking back right now
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
you're lying
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
and i dont appreciate being lied to
Miss Lissa (03:47 PM) :
Are you ok?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
Yeah, i'm doing awesome... are you okay?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
what are you wearing?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
wanna know what i'm wearing?
Miss Lissa (03:47 PM) :
clothes...and u?
Miss Lissa (03:48 PM) :
let me guess...a banana suit?
sonofsam (03:48 PM) :
........you're probably expecting me to say "i'm wearing nothing" .... but it's quite the oppposite... i'm wearing... 3 pairs of pants , a sweatshirt.. golfing socks on top of my tennis socks... i'm wearing chain link armor on my chest.. a wizards hat... snowboarding boots... an ipod
sonofsam (03:48 PM) :
a banana suit? no. that would be silly
Miss Lissa (03:49 PM) :
really, you golf? I'm thinking about taking golf lessons
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
no you're not
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
here you go lying again :-(
Miss Lissa (03:49 PM) :
it must be cold where you are to be wearing so many clothes
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
why has it come to this
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
we used to talk....
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
and you never fealt that you had to lie to me
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
felt*
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
i miss those talks we used to have.... like last month.. when you messaged me with "hey" ... but i wasn't there because i was camping.....
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
remember that? awwwwwwwwwwwww
Miss Lissa (03:50 PM) :
are you sure you dont want to sign up for datinggold? If you were one of my affiliates, we could talk like this all the time
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
i have plenty of girls i can talk to like this.... mind you i have to pay 5.99 a minute.. but it's all good.. i steal the money from my moms purse
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
and she doesn't even notice, cause shes got so much cash from being the top escort in vancouver
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
BLANG BLANG YALL
Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
well there you go
Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
how many cups of coffee did you have this morning. You are suposed to stop when you start to get light headed
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
none... i smoke crack when i wake up... and do heroin at night so i can go to sleep
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
it's a very rewarding cycle i've gotten used to.. i dont even have to go to the gym to lose weight
Miss Lissa (03:52 PM) :
whatever helps you get through the day
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
okay at least just answer me this one question
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
answer this one question for me*
Miss Lissa (03:53 PM) :
I'm an open book
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
god damn... after talking to people from europe so often im starting to talk like a fob
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
okay here goes...
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
If you were a guy.... and i was a lantern.. that conveniently had a broken circle in the glass the exact same size of your penis... would you tap it?
Miss Lissa (03:54 PM) :
Probably not
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
wtf... why not?
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
mind you the edges are sanded so you wouldn't get cut
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
still wouldn't ?
Miss Lissa (03:55 PM) :
na. probably not
sonofsam (03:55 PM) :
okay give me 1 good reason
sonofsam (03:55 PM) :
just one and ill leave you alone
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
you're going to ignore me now?
Miss Lissa (03:57 PM) :
Because, if I were near a lantern, I would be camping right? Well, if I were camping, I would bring a girl with me (I assume if I were a guy, I would be romantic) I would just roll over and do the girl next to me instead of the lantern
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
okay good enough reason
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
im going to sign up to datinggold now
sonofsam (03:58 PM) :
give me your ref link
Miss Lissa (03:59 PM) :
http://www.datinggold.com/index.php?aid=5349
!!
!!
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