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Old 11-11-2008, 05:12 AM  
budz
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I was drunk and got put in jail.. so drunk I was put in the suicide watch block (was definitely not suicidal, lol)

They let me out of my cell with a towel, drunk as fuck, to make my phone call.

Doods were locked down yellin shit at me while I was trying to use the phone.

"Hey white boy I want your sausage in the morning" (which by the way was fucking horrible)

So me, being drunk yelled back u want sausage u come get some beef.

C.O. (correctional officier) just looked at me like you said what to him O.o

Next day a C.O slipped me a book(I wasn't supposed to have) and told me not to let anyone else see it. Then later they put me in a cell with another guy, we were both naked.. talk about gay

and that concludes my night in jail
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