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  • S P A N N O W
    Everywhere You Wanna Be!
    • Mar 2004
    • 11941

    #1

    How OLD is Rochard?

    Anyone know for sure? I dunno if they kept records back then but nobody seems to know or be able to look back that far...



    Last edited by S P A N N O W; 07-17-2006, 08:46 PM.
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    • Nov 2003
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    #2
    I think he and I are close to the same age (late 30's).

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    • tony299
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      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      I would say mid forties

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      • PhillipB
        Just a Simple Carpenter
        • May 2003
        • 1338

        #4
        I don't know, ask these guys...

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        • CaptainHowdy
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          • Dec 2004
          • 94102

          #5
          Sig spot... !

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          • S P A N N O W
            Everywhere You Wanna Be!
            • Mar 2004
            • 11941

            #6
            Originally posted by APN Philip
            I don't know, ask these guys...

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            • S P A N N O W
              Everywhere You Wanna Be!
              • Mar 2004
              • 11941

              #7
              Originally posted by tony404
              I would say mid forties
              Mid forties huh....

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              • Gabriel
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                • Apr 2002
                • 4789

                #8
                Older than dirt?
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                • xclusive
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                  • Apr 2004
                  • 35218

                  #9
                  Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though


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                  • martinsc
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                    • Jun 2005
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                    #10
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                    • scottybuzz
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                      • May 2006
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                      #11
                      early 40's late 30's
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                      • S P A N N O W
                        Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 11941

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xclusive
                        Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

                        Finally a breakthough, sort of....

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                        • Niko Bimini
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 2372

                          #13
                          Would anyone be surprised to find out he is within 30 days of me in age???


                          Now figure out how old I am!!! LOL
                          Last edited by Niko Bimini; 07-17-2006, 08:54 PM.

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                          • High Plains Drifter
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                            • Jun 2005
                            • 2341

                            #14
                            I think some of these young bucks need to have a little more respect for their elders.

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                            • reynold
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              Does that really matter for a man who has always been so young at heart?

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                              • SomeCreep
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                                • Mar 2003
                                • 26118

                                #16
                                nineteen

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                                • xNetworx
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 14445

                                  #17
                                  30s

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                                    #18
                                    15...............

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                                    • PhillipB
                                      Just a Simple Carpenter
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 1338

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LOL :D
                                      15...............
                                      ...maybe in dog years

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                                      • JFK
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 67369

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xclusive
                                        Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

                                        is that where the ROCK, in Rochard came from ??raucho

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                                        • Shocking
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                                          #21
                                          he's not that old... lol
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                                          • Rochard
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                                            • Dec 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                                            I think some of these young bucks need to have a little more respect for their elders.
                                            Hit me up on ICQ and I'll set you up with some GFY gear.
                                            Herschel Savage
                                            Brooklyn, NY

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                                            • xclusive
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                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 35218

                                              #23
                                              http://www.skinnytwink.com/images/glozel3.jpg

                                              hmmm on skinnytwink.com could this be his 2257 info? The plot thickens

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                                              • Rochard
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                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 75761

                                                #24
                                                How old is Rochard?

                                                There is a saying in the industry that you are "as old as the woman your screwing".

                                                I am thirty-seven years old, but I am forever young and always shall be. And my dear Spannow.... While I might be older than you physically, I'll always be younger than you mentally. Until the day I die.

                                                Here's why:



















                                                Now, with the above said.... here's my message to you......












                                                Herschel Savage
                                                Brooklyn, NY

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                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                  Doin fine
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24984

                                                  #25
                                                  I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows how old he is anymore. Scholars maintain that his age was lost hundreds of years ago.

                                                  Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named him rochard, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.


                                                  Btw You are only 4 years older than me Rochard. I did not know that.

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                                                  • Mpegmaster
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 2300

                                                    #26
                                                    LOLLLLLL haaaa great Answer rochard haaa haaaa

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                                                    • High Plains Drifter
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                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 2341

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                      Hit me up on ICQ and I'll set you up with some GFY gear.

                                                      haha thanks for the offer, but I've got plenty gfy shwag.

                                                      nice reply

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                                                      • SlamDesigns
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 2339

                                                        #28
                                                        You're only 6 years older than me...and you have accomplised so much in your life. I feel like such a fucking loser now.

                                                        BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol

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                                                        • CaptainWolfy
                                                          Playa
                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                          • 8439

                                                          #29
                                                          30s.....

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                                                          • fuzebox
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 22363

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SlamDesigns
                                                            BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol
                                                            Looks like Raimi to me... my favorite Lightspeed girl!

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                                                            • J-Reel
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                                                              • Feb 2002
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 38323

                                                                #32
                                                                Legend has it that Rochard's dad was so disturbed by the fruit discharged from his wife's loins that he banged his head against these rocks:



                                                                After several minutes of this, he paused and said, "UGH! Rock Hard!!!"

                                                                As it was with many of the ancient tribes, those first words became the baby's name, hence Rochard, but you can call him Ugh.

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                                                                • madawgz
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                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 30509

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                  Here is a picture of his birth certificate, Sadly it's a dead language and nobody can read it, Carbon dating puts it at 3k years though

                                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                  • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                    • 18314

                                                                    #34
                                                                    This pic is very cool

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                                                                    • mOrrI
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                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 4208

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Nice...
                                                                      Good Spirit

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                                                                      • Rochard
                                                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 75761

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SlamDesigns
                                                                        You're only 6 years older than me...and you have accomplised so much in your life. I feel like such a fucking loser now.

                                                                        BTW...who's the chick laying on the hood of the car in that one pic? lol
                                                                        That would be Raimi from Lightspeed Cash. Here's a better picture:

                                                                        Herschel Savage
                                                                        Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 51692

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Dosen't he throw a big bday party every year ? People should know ?
                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                          • Honez
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                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 6636

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Rochard

















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                                                                            • avalanche
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              The mach 1s nice, but cobras are better
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                                                                              • avalanche
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                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                • 1922

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Regarding his age I don't know, but I hear he gets fake id's every year to say 24 so he doesn't feel bad......isn't there a quote from Dazed and Confused....

                                                                                "I love freshman, because the older I get they all stay the same age!"
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                                                                                • SlamDesigns
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                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 2339

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                  That would be Raimi from Lightspeed Cash. Here's a better picture:

                                                                                  I can't believe I didn't recognize her. She's one of my favorite Lightspeed girls too.

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                                                                                  • SBJ
                                                                                    So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 11377

                                                                                    #42


                                                                                    HAHA Now that was a fun b-day party last year!! Lacey was just over to the house last week and she still says she hates pudding now

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