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  • sandman!
    Icq: 14420613
    • Mar 2001
    • 15431

    #1

    Sex in the Dark

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights, she looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids.'
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  • stickyfingerz
    Doin fine
    • Oct 2005
    • 24984

    #2

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    • StaceyJo
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2008
      • 8960

      #3
      "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

      hahaha, they're both lying. Nice one!
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4
        I chortled

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        • DWB
          Registered User
          • Jul 2003
          • 31779

          #5
          Lol lol lol

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          • umbralui
            Do as i say, not as i do!
            • Oct 2006
            • 13755

            #6

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            • WinstonTriplexcash
              Confirmed User
              • May 2007
              • 2192

              #7

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              • carol.prime
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2006
                • 6960

                #8
                they both busted lol! divorce next.
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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149

                  #9
                  lol whoopsies

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                  • Fletch XXX
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 60840

                    #10
                    hhe nice one

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                    • pornguy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62912

                      #11
                      hahhahahha...


                      Sounds like me and the wife..
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                      • jakethedog
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                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2497

                        #12
                        Hahaha..
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                        • seeandsee
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sandman!
                          There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

                          Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights, she looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

                          She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

                          The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids.'
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                          • Just_Dave
                            Its almost time
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 13009

                            #14
                            that was a good one

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                            • Enemator
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 1252

                              #15
                              Originally posted by StaceyJo
                              "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

                              hahaha, they're both lying. Nice one!
                              hahaha, you're explaining the joke!
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                              • Scott McD
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67798

                                #16
                                Haha!!


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                                • qxm
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                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 5970

                                  #17
                                  ooOOOPPpsssy! ... LOL

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