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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880
    #51
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      • Spunky
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        • Jun 2002
        • 133978
        #52
        Put on some makeup..it hides your wrinkles

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          • Murderous
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            • Oct 2003
            • 3938
            #53
            10 minutes earlier and you could've driven your mom home.

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              • E$_manager
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                • Apr 2006
                • 13557
                #54
                it is not cruel, cuz it is not true. When you say thruth - you make ppl cry.
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                  • blazi
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 4321
                    #55
                    Originally posted by Spunky
                    Your dad has a tighter ass

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                      • sam from montreal
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                        • Nov 2003
                        • 296
                        #56
                        Originally posted by xclusive
                        "Your dad has a tighter ass than you"

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                          • Holly Lez!
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 3480
                            #57
                            #1 way to make a girl cry... Tell her she has to sleep with WIMPDOGG (i.e. PimpDogg)
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                              • Kevsh
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 8619
                                #58
                                So this is the kind of man you become when women have ignored you most of your life - spiteful, for starters.

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                                  • dakota1358
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                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 2114
                                    #59
                                    at least your mom swallows
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 16502
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Nakedsword Holly
                                        #1 way to make a girl cry... Tell her she has to sleep with WIMPDOGG (i.e. PimpDogg)
                                        yeah that was lame

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                                          • ProducerCashDave
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                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 3983
                                            #61
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                                              • nico-t
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 29901
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                what? are you the grammar police?

                                                thats better

                                                you russian scum need to learn engrish better
                                                *Russian, with a capitol 'R'.

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                                                  • Holly Lez!
                                                    She's back
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 3480
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by LOL :D
                                                    yeah that was lame
                                                    Lame is a grown man writing shit like WIMPDOGG
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                                                      • MyNameIsNobody
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                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 2947
                                                        #64
                                                        How about not being so rude..? how to make a girl cry without swearing:

                                                        "I don't love you"

                                                        worked for me a couple of times

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                                                          • gooddomains
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 10127
                                                            #65
                                                            some mean stuff

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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 16502
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Nakedsword Holly
                                                                Lame is a grown man writing shit like WIMPDOGG
                                                                yup, still lame...

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                                                                  • goldrush
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                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 661
                                                                    #67
                                                                    you're a fat ugly stupid bitch, you revolt me whore
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                                                                      • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 7940
                                                                        #68
                                                                        I just cancelled all your credit cards.
                                                                        Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                          • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 7940
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                            The question they come up with: Does this make me look fat? Now how the fuck are you suppose to answer that??
                                                                            Easy.

                                                                            --- No. Its VISION that makes you look fat!
                                                                            --- No. Its DAYLIGHT that makes you look fat!
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                                                                            --- No. Its YOUR FAT that makes you look fat!
                                                                            Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 07-15-2006, 11:52 PM.
                                                                            Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                              • CamsLord
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                                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                                • 3663
                                                                                #70
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                                                                                  • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 7940
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    More than 10 words, but still works:

                                                                                    "Please, don't feel like a cheap whore cuz you're not cheap!"

                                                                                    "I don't want to use you like a dirty whore, I want to use you in a bunch of other ways first."
                                                                                    Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                      • SleazyDream
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                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 41470
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        any fucking idiot can make someone cry.

                                                                                        a real man lifts a lady's spirits in 10 words or less
                                                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                          • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 7940
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                            any fucking idiot can make someone cry.

                                                                                            a real man lifts a lady's spirits in 10 words or less
                                                                                            You ol softy!
                                                                                            Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                              • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 41470
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                You ol softy!
                                                                                                steve - you know as well as anyone I can SHRED someone in a few words - that's EASY.

                                                                                                It's seriously a lot harder to make someone feel good about themself.
                                                                                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                  • knightdown
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                                    • 162
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Just bring home 2-3 sizes bigger in any clothing attire and tell her you brought her a surprise lol

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                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                        • 16502
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        "it's not your fault, it's because god hates you"

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                                                                                                          • LiveDose
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                                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                                            • 25792
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            'No more shopping'.

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                                                                                                              • Holly Lez!
                                                                                                                She's back
                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                • 3480
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by LOL :D
                                                                                                                yup, still lame...
                                                                                                                Yep still a kiss ass! *YAWN
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                                                                                                                  • ChandieGirl
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                                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                    • 1421
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                                                                    I fucked your sister when you were out of town.

                                                                                                                    I fuck you doggie because you are so ugly.

                                                                                                                    you have alot of ass cheese and your tits sag.

                                                                                                                    any more good ones?

                                                                                                                    oh

                                                                                                                    your fake tits look like complete shit, you fugly bitch.

                                                                                                                    Hmmmm. Let's see. How about this one?

                                                                                                                    "Hi. I'm Trey. I'm a dumpy, goofy, poorly-dressed asshole with a puffy red face and limited vocabulary. Would you like to go out? Oh. And because I met you at the golf club, you MUST be classier than the other pay-per-minute whores who abide my intolerant, uneducated and classless ass. I didn't finish high school (nor learn my vocabulary), but I fortunately learned to jerk off in a basement at an early age. Luckily, I was too stupid to NOT get wealthy in the internet age where everyone else did. Because of this, I now have the ability to pay smart people like EpicJim to do my work, yet I remain obnoxious and do absolutely NOTHING for humanity. I will continue to spread my filth and lack of worth amongst the masses at GFY. If you would care to join me, we could talk about faggots, dykes and hahahahahahas all evening. I might even call you a "slut" if you are lucky. Could I, perhaps, buy your pussy this evening?"
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                                                                                                                      • BigasMoe
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                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                        • 1401
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        I got one.. "Do you mind if I ask your brother out" ?
                                                                                                                        Last edited by BigasMoe; 07-16-2006, 03:54 AM.
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                                                                                                                          • BigasMoe
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                                                                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                            • 1401
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Chandiegirl
                                                                                                                            Hmmmm. Let's see. How about this one?

                                                                                                                            "Hi. I'm Trey. I'm a dumpy, goofy, poorly-dressed asshole with a puffy red face and limited vocabulary. Would you like to go out? Oh. And because I met you at the golf club, you MUST be classier than the other pay-per-minute whores who abide my intolerant, uneducated and classless ass. I didn't finish high school (nor learn my vocabulary), but I fortunately learned to jerk off in a basement at an early age. Luckily, I was too stupid to NOT get wealthy in the internet age where everyone else did. Because of this, I now have the ability to pay smart people like EpicJim to do my work, yet I remain obnoxious and do absolutely NOTHING for humanity. I will continue to spread my filth and lack of worth amongst the masses at GFY. If you would care to join me, we could talk about faggots, dykes and hahahahahahas all evening. I might even call you a "slut" if you are lucky. Could I, perhaps, buy your pussy this evening?"
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                                                                                                                              • Martina Warren
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                                                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                • 1206
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Hey everyone leave the guy alone. Hes just a dick cause he never got laid and now hates girls for it
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                                                                                                                                  • adonthenet
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                                                                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                    • 16753
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                                                                                    what? are you the grammar police?

                                                                                                                                    thats better

                                                                                                                                    you russian scum need to learn engrish better
                                                                                                                                    hahahahah a

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                                                                                                                                      • ChandieGirl
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                                                                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 1421
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by adonthenet
                                                                                                                                        hahahahah a

                                                                                                                                        Very astute. Thank you for sharing.
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                                                                                                                                          • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 12745
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Chandiegirl
                                                                                                                                            Hmmmm. Let's see. How about this one?

                                                                                                                                            "Hi. I'm Trey. I'm a dumpy, goofy, poorly-dressed asshole with a puffy red face and limited vocabulary. Would you like to go out? Oh. And because I met you at the golf club, you MUST be classier than the other pay-per-minute whores who abide my intolerant, uneducated and classless ass. I didn't finish high school (nor learn my vocabulary), but I fortunately learned to jerk off in a basement at an early age. Luckily, I was too stupid to NOT get wealthy in the internet age where everyone else did. Because of this, I now have the ability to pay smart people like EpicJim to do my work, yet I remain obnoxious and do absolutely NOTHING for humanity. I will continue to spread my filth and lack of worth amongst the masses at GFY. If you would care to join me, we could talk about faggots, dykes and hahahahahahas all evening. I might even call you a "slut" if you are lucky. Could I, perhaps, buy your pussy this evening?"


                                                                                                                                            You must have gone out with him at some point - only an ex could have come up with that!

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                                                                                                                                              • Big_Red
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                                                                                                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                • 4147
                                                                                                                                                #86
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                                                                                                                                                  • lesbodojo
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                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 2839
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                    any fucking idiot can make someone cry.

                                                                                                                                                    a real man lifts a lady's spirits in 10 words or less
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                                                                                                                                                      • Ambergirl
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                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                        • 1269
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                        any fucking idiot can make someone cry.

                                                                                                                                                        a real man lifts a lady's spirits in 10 words or less
                                                                                                                                                        right on, Sleazy
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                                                                                                                                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                            • 18975
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            You look fat.
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                                                                                                                                                              • polle54
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                                                                                                                                                                • 4626
                                                                                                                                                                #90
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                                                                                                                                                                  • MaddCaz
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                                                                                                                                                                    hhahahahaha

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                                                                                                                                                                      • polle54
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                                                                                                                                                                        • 4626
                                                                                                                                                                        #92
                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Chandiegirl
                                                                                                                                                                        Hmmmm. Let's see. How about this one?

                                                                                                                                                                        "Hi. I'm Trey. I'm a dumpy, goofy, poorly-dressed asshole with a puffy red face and limited vocabulary. Would you like to go out? Oh. And because I met you at the golf club, you MUST be classier than the other pay-per-minute whores who abide my intolerant, uneducated and classless ass. I didn't finish high school (nor learn my vocabulary), but I fortunately learned to jerk off in a basement at an early age. Luckily, I was too stupid to NOT get wealthy in the internet age where everyone else did. Because of this, I now have the ability to pay smart people like EpicJim to do my work, yet I remain obnoxious and do absolutely NOTHING for humanity. I will continue to spread my filth and lack of worth amongst the masses at GFY. If you would care to join me, we could talk about faggots, dykes and hahahahahahas all evening. I might even call you a "slut" if you are lucky. Could I, perhaps, buy your pussy this evening?"
                                                                                                                                                                        That just got to hurt....
                                                                                                                                                                        but that was more like a:
                                                                                                                                                                        How to make pimpdogg cry in less 5 minutes.
                                                                                                                                                                        thread.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • reynold
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                            • 51271
                                                                                                                                                                            #93
                                                                                                                                                                            It's not you, it's me..

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Holly Lez!
                                                                                                                                                                                She's back
                                                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                • 3480
                                                                                                                                                                                #94
                                                                                                                                                                                Here is another way to make a girl cry...
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • MrChips
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 1504
                                                                                                                                                                                    #95
                                                                                                                                                                                    "Your dad has a tighter ass" thats cool spunky.

                                                                                                                                                                                    How about -

                                                                                                                                                                                    I'd sooner chew on tin foil for 5 hours than fuck a dog like you.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Your pussy stinks like rotten codfish.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Warren
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 2284
                                                                                                                                                                                        #96
                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Martina Warren
                                                                                                                                                                                        Hey everyone leave the guy alone. Hes just a dick cause he never got laid and now hates girls for it

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • BT
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                            #97
                                                                                                                                                                                            your pussy smells

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Buzz
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                                                                                                                                                                                                #98
                                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                                                                                                                                                Are you pregnant?

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