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Old 11-05-2008, 01:39 PM  
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Originally Posted by bossku69 View Post
that really sucks, because it prevents people like me who can actually afford to buy a house, dont have an option unless I have 30% to put down
Use an ABC (like in google). Get a friendly bizz to give you a payroll slip & contract and have it actually paid for 3 or 6 months in a row to your bank account because nowadays the bank will aks you for your bank statements to see if you actually received that money (pay your friend, that you MUST trust 100%, back in advance monthy since +1-1=0). Voila !
3rd party hires you for an indefinate time period. Loan secured. Better not fuck up this little advise because banks won't like that. This way it's up to you and YOU ALONE.

Banks suck. Many many years ago when I was young I could not get a fucking dime and now different banks call me every week and kiss ass to loan me money that I DON'T need and still the fuckers keep calling and competing on what's not there to get.
Banks need 1 thing!; cover their ass legally with paperwork. It's all about people and people are afraid to loose their jobs so they ask what their boss wants them to so they can say; hey, I did what you asked so it's not my fault.
If sound paperwork is what they want, give them sound paperwork.
better bookmark this absolute truth quote about bankers
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