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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    I need a black midget.

    Watching Carlos Mencia right now. They just did a skit where the Arab rapper dude was so rich, he had a real midget hanging on a chain around his neck.

    I need one of these for my my next Players Ball outfit.

    So...Anybody know any black midgets?

    Yeah, I'm serious.
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    • ProducerCashDave
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      • Jun 2006
      • 3983
      #2
      I bet all the rappers are gonna go out and buy out all the black midgets
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        • Bdiddy
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          • Mar 2006
          • 2456
          #3
          don't we all...
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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917
              #4
              Originally posted by BluewireBrian
              don't we all...

              The shitty part is....We used to have them all.

              Thanks, Lincoln.

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                • jonesy
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 6688
                  #5
                  im seriously fucking crying from laughter
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                    • pornguy
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62910
                      #6
                      that is toooo fucking funny. You should buy your self a 50 cent of 5 cent or what ever his lame ass name is, doll and hang that around you neck.
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                        • JD
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22651
                          #7
                          hahah that would be the shit!

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                            • jonesy
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                              • Jan 2003
                              • 6688
                              #8
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                  that is toooo fucking funny. You should buy your self a 50 cent of 5 cent or what ever his lame ass name is, doll and hang that around you neck.

                                  I'll put that in as Plan "B"

                                  But only as a last resort if I can't find the niglet.......Er...Midget.

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                                    • NoWhErE
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 10583
                                      #10
                                      why not buy a real doll and hang that from your neck? Wouldn't that be more pimp?
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                                        • AaronM
                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 46917
                                          #11
                                          Fuck it...If Dave Chappelle can do some shit where he pushes a white cripple down a flight of stairs in his wheelchair then walks outside and drop kicks a white baby......I don't see why I can't justify a black midget on a chain around my neck and walk his ass to the PB.

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                                            • jonesy
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 6688
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                              I'll put that in as Plan "B"

                                              But only as a last resort if I can't find the niglet.......Er...Midget.
                                              ahh jesus ...
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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                                  why not buy a real doll and hang that from your neck? Wouldn't that be more pimp?

                                                  Nah, that would suck.

                                                  BUT...Check this out.....

                                                  I gotta find somebody to make me a kick ass Klan Pimp Suit as well.

                                                  Ruh roh....The wheels are spinning now.......

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                                                    • Jace
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 35562
                                                      #14
                                                      that was ripped off from Ludacris's Stand Up video

                                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0VpE...earch=ludacris

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                                                        • jonesy
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 6688
                                                          #15
                                                          oh fuck ....
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                                                            • CamsLord
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                                                              • Jun 2006
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                                                              #16
                                                              lol i seen that episde before
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                                                                • AaronM
                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 46917
                                                                  #17
                                                                  OK OK .......


                                                                  How about this?


                                                                  The black midget is a girl....A cute black midget girl, not one with a mustache....

                                                                  Anyway....She keeps going into my Klan robe to blow me....AND....I'll have another black midget hanging off my neck who is carrying a boom-box playing Body Count's "KKK Bitches."

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                                                                    • jonesy
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 6688
                                                                      #18
                                                                      tears are rolling ....
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                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                                                          that was ripped off from Ludacris's Stand Up video

                                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0VpE...earch=ludacris

                                                                          Cool...So I'm stealing a stolen idea then.

                                                                          That works.

                                                                          I better win best dressed for this shit. I'll be packing dual gold plated .50 Desert Eagle Magnums, just in case....

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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                              OK OK .......


                                                                              How about this?


                                                                              The black midget is a girl....A cute black midget girl, not one with a mustache....

                                                                              Anyway....She keeps going into my Klan robe to blow me....AND....I'll have another black midget hanging off my neck who is carrying a boom-box playing Body Count's "KKK Bitches."
                                                                              Nobody will hear it at the players ball.
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                                                                                • Kimo
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                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 11542
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i dont know about hanging around my neck, but ive always wanted a midget, maybe as an assistant, or a friend even


                                                                                  would be fucking awesome!
                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                      Nobody will hear it at the players ball.

                                                                                      Good point. So I need to make sure that D Money gets Body Count there so they can play it for me.

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                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimo
                                                                                          i dont know about hanging around my neck, but ive always wanted a midget, maybe as an assistant, or a friend even


                                                                                          would be fucking awesome!

                                                                                          Ah..But a cute, black, female midget is pretty fucken pimp if you ask me.

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                                                                                            • Jace
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                              Ah..But a cute, black, female midget is pretty fucken pimp if you ask me.
                                                                                              believe it or not aaron, I actually am friends with a cute black female midget...and she is available for outcall services ;)

                                                                                              well, as cute as a midget can be, everything is pushed down....LOL

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                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                  believe it or not aaron, I actually am friends with a cute black female midget...and she is available for outcall services ;)

                                                                                                  well, as cute as a midget can be, everything is pushed down....LOL
                                                                                                  Got pics?

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                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                      believe it or not aaron, I actually am friends with a cute black female midget...and she is available for outcall services ;)

                                                                                                      well, as cute as a midget can be, everything is pushed down....LOL
                                                                                                      This is getting interesting. :D
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                                                                                                        • jonesy
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                          • 6688
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                          Got pics?
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                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                              This is getting interesting. :D

                                                                                                              I'll believe it when he posts a pic of her with a fan sign that says "AaronM is my nigga!"

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                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jonesy

                                                                                                                  WTF is that thing?

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                                                                                                                    • jonesy
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 6688
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                      WTF is thay thing?
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                                                                                                                        • billywatson
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                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • martinsc
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by jonesy
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                                                                                                                                • jonesy
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 6688
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                  I'll believe it when he posts a pic of her with a fan sign that says "AaronM is my nigga!"
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                                                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jonesy

                                                                                                                                      I dunno....There's no time / date stamp on that pic....Me thinks it may be a fake.

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                                                                                                                                        • Ca$h
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jonesy
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                                                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I wouldn't call Tofu a midget but he is pretty fun to hang out with anyway.

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                                                                                                                                                    • michel
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                                                                                                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                          Got pics?
                                                                                                                                                          hm...I wil have to try and find some

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                                                                                                                                                            • J-Reel
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                                                                                                                                                              I only know 1 black midget and he's my dog, so you can't have him.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Indecent
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Indecent
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                                                                                                                                                                                  that guy would probably have you, Aaron, around HIS neck...

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • gimo33
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jonesy

                                                                                                                                                                                      why not use a full grown man and have him hanging on your neck. im sure it will attract more attention.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • kristin
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                          If you show up with a midget ... well, I don't know what.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • fitzmulti
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                              Fuck it...If Dave Chappelle can do some shit where he pushes a white cripple down a flight of stairs in his wheelchair then walks outside and drop kicks a white baby......I don't see why I can't justify a black midget on a chain around my neck and walk his ass to the PB.
                                                                                                                                                                                              PLUS, You'd be hooking him up, cuz he would not have to scramble for a ticket! I mean, in all reality, that's very thoughtful!


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