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  • Fossa
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 136

    #1

    Where does snot come from?

    I've had a cold for about 3 weeks now and everytime I blow my hooter a gallon(slight exageration )of snot comes out and I think my head is going to cave in if I blow it again. But no the next time I blow my hooter another gallon of snot appears as if by magic.
    Where does it all come from?

    Fossa

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  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19814

    #2
    your nose.
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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    • Fossa
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 136

      #3
      Originally posted by 12clicks:
      your nose.
      I know I've got a pretty big hooter but there is no way it could hold a gallon of snot

      Fossa


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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        Did you know that you can blow that shit out through your eyes too...? It's all connected man.
        SIG TOO BIG

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        • Techie Media
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 3092

          #5
          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
          Did you know that you can blow that shit out through your eyes too...? It's all connected man.
          Now how can someone with no head possibally know about blowing their nose...
          LOLLOL..hehehe

          Your right though, I've saw on Ripley's once this guy drink milk with a straw into his nose and then shoot it out of his eyes...Man some wild stuff...



          [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 12-01-2001).]


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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            It's like... a snot network.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • Ludedude
              Suck it!
              • Jun 2001
              • 4432

              #7
              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
              It's like... a snot network.
              nooooooooooo it's a snotwork

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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by Fossa:
                I know I've got a pretty big hooter but there is no way it could hold a gallon of snot

                Fossa
                Think of it like a car dealership...

                you might be pushin' a whole bunch of cars out of the front lot... but there's always a new shipment comin' in through the back to replenish the supply.

                SIG TOO BIG

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                • mailman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 6311

                  #9
                  Snot is just dust that is cought by nose hairs and mucis mixed

                  Its the TRUTH..

                  [This message has been edited by mailman (edited 12-01-2001).]

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mailman:
                    Snot is just dust that is cought by nose hairs and mucis mixed

                    Its the TRUTH.
                    Nooooo! It's like a car dealer!

                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • mailman
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 6311

                      #11
                      Realy?

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                      • Amputate Your Head
                        There can be only one
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 39075

                        #12
                        it has to be...
                        SIG TOO BIG

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                        • Fossa
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 136

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mailman:
                          Snot is just dust that is cought by nose hairs and mucis mixed

                          Its the TRUTH..

                          And I thought it was my brains coming out

                          Fossa


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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Fossa, the nasal cavity you speak of are your sinus cavities, located in behind your nose and leading up into your forehead. These cavities can get pretty clogged up with mucous when suffering from a cold, and I find that drinking a hot lemon drink like Neo-Citron helps. Plus it knocks the shit outta me and helps me sleep.

                            Btw, snot is not dust, it is the material generated by glands in your sinus cavities to collect and carry away germs and other crap that you have breathed in. Just keep honkin your horn until you feel better bro, that's about all you can do, other than drinking lots of juices and eating right.

                            Oh, and try not to infect everyone around you, wash your hands like a fiend 10 times a day. CLEAN YOUR KEYBOARD! Those germs (called the rhinovirus, no offense to the Rhino boys) can live on a surface for up to 3 days. Thank God there's no known way to email a cold to someone.
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                            • X37375787

                              #15
                              CDSmith is such a smartass

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                              • X37375787

                                #16
                                snot tastes good !

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                                • Squishy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1809

                                  #17
                                  Snot is manufactured by Osaka Snot Concern. With your location, I would guess that your snot is being manufactured at the Glasgow Snot Works, Glasgow, Snotland. That is indeed funny shit, isin't it?

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    "two old guys are sitting up at the bar having a quiet beer.
                                    Old guy 1 looks at something he's holding between his thumb and
                                    forefinger and says "looks like plastic, feels like rubber"
                                    Old guy 2 says "huh? you say sompin?"
                                    Old guy 1 replies "yeah, looks like plastic, feels like rubber"
                                    Old guy 2 says "What'r ya talkin about?" whereupon he reaches over
                                    and grabs the rather tiny object from old guy 1. He rolls it around
                                    Between his own thumb and forefinger, then jubilantly proclaims "hey,
                                    it really does look like plastic and it feels like rubber! What the hell
                                    is it?"
                                    Old guy 1, finishing his beer and getting up to leave says "I dunno, but
                                    it came outta my nose"


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                                    • X37375787

                                      #19
                                      That joke sucked.

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                                      • YDG
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                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 1614

                                        #20
                                        Fossa

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                                        • Fossa
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                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 136

                                          #21
                                          Done.
                                          I think.

                                          Fossa

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                                          • CDSmith
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Equinox:
                                            That joke sucked.
                                            snot?


                                            Don't think it's funny cuz it'snot
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                                            • Fossa
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                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 136

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith:
                                              snot?


                                              Don't think it's funny cuz it'snot
                                              Oooh the old jokes are coming out

                                              I thought my nose was bleeding but it's not

                                              Fossa


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