Help this poor American woman - 33 (Seattle)
I am a smart and attractive American woman and I will NOT live under a John McCain administration. And so I turn to you men of Canada. Should my poor and unenlightened country fail to elect Barack Obama president, I will offer you my heart and my my hand in marriage til death do us part in return for the honor of Canadian citizenship. Please save me from my own country and I will gladly spend my life at your side with unwavering gratitude and devotion.
With love from America,
a frightened liberal
I am a smart and attractive American woman and I will NOT live under a John McCain administration. And so I turn to you men of Canada. Should my poor and unenlightened country fail to elect Barack Obama president, I will offer you my heart and my my hand in marriage til death do us part in return for the honor of Canadian citizenship. Please save me from my own country and I will gladly spend my life at your side with unwavering gratitude and devotion.
With love from America,
a frightened liberal
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