First off - I'm not going to be paid via paypal. I sincerely hate paypal, so if you're unable to pay by any other means, go away.
I've been browsing around this forum seeing all sorts of bullshit and idiocy, including entire "companies" offering "design and layout" and whatnot, for prices lower than your average self-esteem on here. Checking these "layouts" of selfproclaimed "professionals" gives me the shivers.
If you are not a cheap bastard and you need someone who is very, very good and fast (if paid properly) at what he does then you'll get the chance to hire me now, since I am in dire need of cold cash. As one can easily spot in this post, I'm not a douche or pain in the ass to work with. So you'll be free to say "you fuckwad, what the hell is that? go redo the colors, seriously, you suck."
I offer proper (read: go fuck yourself with dreamweaver or whatever hell type of bullshit you use to point 'n click your "layout") layout and design AND code. I am proficient in pretty much anything you can imagine and can sort out whatever it is you need. This includes but is not limited to any sort of PHP code (whatever it is you need from a simple script to a full fledged CMS).
Depending on how much you want to spend I will whip up perfect XHTML/CSS, source ordered, SE optimized and clean.
It's really whatever you want or need, for a price we can negotiate.
I'm only looking for those who know the worth of good code and are willing to pay the price, not for what seems to be the trend around here - buying the sucky HTML done in Adobe GoLive by some 15y/o wanker for $20.
You can have references, but since I'm usually either working for myself, or being contracted by ..well, non-pornmongers, they'll be limited. But so you can click some link and see that I can just squeeze out of my behind what others waste your time with, here you go:
img124.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cow1ag.jpg
That took me about 10-20 minutes, because the original cow image was bad. It sucks, but it's still better than 98% of what I've seen here so far. Starting a Cow TGP? Go ahead and use it, I don't care.
I've been browsing around this forum seeing all sorts of bullshit and idiocy, including entire "companies" offering "design and layout" and whatnot, for prices lower than your average self-esteem on here. Checking these "layouts" of selfproclaimed "professionals" gives me the shivers.
If you are not a cheap bastard and you need someone who is very, very good and fast (if paid properly) at what he does then you'll get the chance to hire me now, since I am in dire need of cold cash. As one can easily spot in this post, I'm not a douche or pain in the ass to work with. So you'll be free to say "you fuckwad, what the hell is that? go redo the colors, seriously, you suck."
I offer proper (read: go fuck yourself with dreamweaver or whatever hell type of bullshit you use to point 'n click your "layout") layout and design AND code. I am proficient in pretty much anything you can imagine and can sort out whatever it is you need. This includes but is not limited to any sort of PHP code (whatever it is you need from a simple script to a full fledged CMS).
Depending on how much you want to spend I will whip up perfect XHTML/CSS, source ordered, SE optimized and clean.
It's really whatever you want or need, for a price we can negotiate.
I'm only looking for those who know the worth of good code and are willing to pay the price, not for what seems to be the trend around here - buying the sucky HTML done in Adobe GoLive by some 15y/o wanker for $20.
You can have references, but since I'm usually either working for myself, or being contracted by ..well, non-pornmongers, they'll be limited. But so you can click some link and see that I can just squeeze out of my behind what others waste your time with, here you go:
img124.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cow1ag.jpg
That took me about 10-20 minutes, because the original cow image was bad. It sucks, but it's still better than 98% of what I've seen here so far. Starting a Cow TGP? Go ahead and use it, I don't care.
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