I booked at week during spring break at an all-nude resort in Key West. I thought that sounded awesome! But no one told me until I got there that it was a GAY nude resort. And now the entire town is sold out! I was like, "Well, when in Rome...." So I went nude, and I was wiggling my bare ass all over the pool, going, ?You KNOW you want me!"
Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that!
But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!"
The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!"
Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that!
But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!"
The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!"
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