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SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2008, 01:30 PM

I booked at week during spring break at an all-nude resort in Key West. I thought that sounded awesome! But no one told me until I got there that it was a GAY nude resort. And now the entire town is sold out! I was like, "Well, when in Rome...." So I went nude, and I was wiggling my bare ass all over the pool, going, ?You KNOW you want me!"

Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that!

But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!"

The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!"

10-31-2008, 01:30 PM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Spring Break at an ALL-NUDE Resort (new joke) I booked at week during spring break at an all-nude resort in Key West. I thought that sounded awesome! But no one told me until I got there that it was a GAY nude resort. And now the entire town is sold out! I was like, "Well, when in Rome...." So I went nude, and I was wiggling my bare ass all over the pool, going, ?You KNOW you want me!" Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that! But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!" The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!