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boycott Canada eh?
Okay, you 'muricuns best stop gawking at Shania then. Same with Pam Anderson, Shannon Tweed, Neve Campbell, Jennifer & Meg Tilly and Natasha Henstridge.
Movies: no more John Candy,
no more Dan Akroyd
Bill Murray
Jim Carrey
Howie Mandel
Keanu Reeves (when the new Matrix comes out, don't watch it)
forget Peter North in your porno's
Music
Toss out any Rush, Triumph, April Wine, Alanis Morrisette, Avril Levigne, Guess Who, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Steppenwolfe,
don't listen to AM radio at all, it was invented here.
don't visit an IMAX theater, yep... Canadian.
don't watch television whatsoever, it was invented by Reginald A. Fessenden, a Canadian.
Don't use or wear anything with a zipper... invented by Canadian Gideon Sundback
Don't play Trivial Pursuit
Shut down the NBA, because yup, basketball was invented by Canadian James Naismith
And remove all the robotics from the space shuttle. The robotic arm is from us too.
Better consider what you're giving up by boycotting your northern neighbor. I don't think I could live without TV, phone, and Pam Anderson. Nope, definitely not.
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