When I was a kid there was a toy called Spirograph. You could make all kinds of geometric designs with this thing. Kids couldn't put it down.
These crop circles look like someone stuck a spirograph program on a satellite and have been fucking with people's heads with microwave beams making these designs in the crops. Probably as some form of rite of passage in the 'Satellite Operators' league or some shit.
When I was a kid there was a toy called Spirograph. You could make all kinds of geometric designs with this thing. Kids couldn't put it down.
These crop circles look like someone stuck a spirograph program on a satellite and have been fucking with people's heads with microwave beams making these designs in the crops. Probably as some form of rite of passage in the 'Satellite Operators' league or some shit.
Crop Circles are just taggers ruining perfectly good crops. Imagine if you were a farmer and some vandalizing assholes fuck up your crops that you use to support your family...how pissed off would you be?
They did a special about them and one farmer said that over the years he has lost nearly $400,000 worth of crop because of crop circles. Awe at it all you want, I just see another form of vandalism like those dumbass kids that spray paint shit on the walls and subways. It's not art, it's vandalism.
Sorry for venting, my grandfather and father were wheat farmers and I know how much they busted their asses to get the most out of their crops. This shit just gets personal with me.
Greg,
i wonder how come you don't have your own site? like a a "crazy news" sort of site?
I am sure it would do great and you really seem to love this kind of shit?
just my 2 bits!
This is finally the proof we have been looking for from the aliens who are trying to contact us through the crop circles. Of course these designs were made by aliens. No human could ever conceive of such an intricate design, and could not accomplish the obvious physical feats creating crop circles. It requires advanced alien technology to create crop circles of this magnificence.
Finally, after years of waiting, instead of learning our language and sending us written messages, they have revealed exactly that they are an advanced civiliation.
But I wonder why all their designs are circular in nature. Why not some other formation, so that they could prove to the naysayers that it wasn't formed by a person standing in the middle holding a piece of rope while others circled around this person. Why do they leave us in doubt like that? Once we crack this riddle, it will truly be a glorious day!
Greg,
i wonder how come you don't have your own site? like a a "crazy news" sort of site?
I am sure it would do great and you really seem to love this kind of shit?
just my 2 bits!
This *IS* his crazy news website. The majority of his threads are about aliens, bird flu and crop circles. Just do a search on him.
"They would have seven hours of darkness to cut it in the wheat and such a formation would be near on impossible to create in such a small space of time."
Greg,
i wonder how come you don't have your own site? like a a "crazy news" sort of site?
I am sure it would do great and you really seem to love this kind of shit?
just my 2 bits!
I was out hiring writers yesterday. Just all the news that needs some shit started like rising gas, medical drug costs, illegal aliens etc. A great site for just blowing off steam. I'll letcha' know when it's up. Should be in a week or so. Also will have a free posting board for bands that and comedians that love to start shit.
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