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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212
    #1

    What's on your keyring?

    How many keys are too many keys?

    You know, I looked at my keys today and thought I might be going into janitor territory. You know, there's always a guy with a lot of keys and a small dick...With the addition of two office keys from work, I now have eleven keys...
    1-Safe deposit key
    5-Gun lock keys
    1-Key to my office
    1-key to my partner's office
    1-key to front door
    1-Handcuff key
    1-Car Key

    I noticed that when you hold it up, the keys flair out!

    I really can't afford to take any off the ring, no sense in locking guns up unless nobody can get the keys, right? I keep em in a safe, but I have kids so I'm not taking chances. Is this Janitor territory or what?

    I may add that I have NO bullshit keychains or anything, just the ring. Maybe I need a bigger ring.

    What do you guys keep on your keyring?
    Ray "The Don" Vega

    Managing Director
    Private Equity Fund

    [email protected]
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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291
      #2
      1 car key 1 house key one handcuff key and an in-n-out burger coin
      Last edited by BusterBunny; 10-30-2008, 05:27 PM.
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • EXPORT
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2006
          • 1345
          #3
          handcuff key? both of you?

          what is that in aid of?

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Two sets.one cars and the other house

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021
                  #5
                  key to my home
                  key to my office
                  home alarm fob
                  mailbox key
                  one key I dont know whats it for and dont want to throw it out because that moment I will remember whats its for.
                  car key

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                    • BusterBunny
                      perverted justice decoy
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291
                      #6
                      Originally posted by EXPORT
                      handcuff key? both of you?

                      what is that in aid of?
                      i have saved a few kids with mine that just came across a set of cuffs and tossed them on someone without ever thinking to make sure there was a key to unlock them...and i've been called at like 3am being asked to drive across town and unlock a friend who's girlfriend cuffed him to the bed and didn't have a key
                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • RayVega
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4212
                          #7
                          Originally posted by EXPORT
                          handcuff key? both of you?

                          what is that in aid of?
                          You never know when you'll need one.
                          Ray "The Don" Vega

                          Managing Director
                          Private Equity Fund

                          [email protected]

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                            • EXPORT
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1345
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                              i have saved a few kids with mine that just came across a set of cuffs and tossed them on someone without ever thinking to make sure there was a key to unlock them...and i've been called at like 3am being asked to drive across town and unlock a friend who's girlfriend cuffed him to the bed and didn't have a key
                              Originally posted by RayVega
                              You never know when you'll need one.
                              is there a standard handcuff key?

                              or more like a pick

                              sorry I am from the UK never heard of such a thing

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                                • Peaches
                                  Old broad
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 13933
                                  #9
                                  My most used "key ring" is one of those things that looks like the old curly phone cords. It's at least 15 years old and I keep it on my wrist most of the time I'm not in the car or it's not in my pocketbook. There's my house key, salon key and keys for both cars.

                                  Then I have another key ring with the keys to my storage room (one for the locked gate, one for the room) that's just an old silver ring

                                  Then an USAF key ring with my personal mailbox key and the key to the salon mail box.

                                  Then I have ANOTHER one with the key to my mailbox in ATL with the key to get in the front door.

                                  THEN ANOTHER key chain (and this one is actually a chain ) with duplicates of all the above keys that I keep at home all the time.

                                  As you can tell, I hate having a heavy key ring but I have a lot of crap I have to unlock. Plus I have 3 different safe deposit keys (mine, Dad's and brother's) in a jewelry box ;)

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                                    • Lycanthrope
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 4517
                                      #10
                                      Keys and P-38 "can opener"

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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299
                                          #11
                                          Let me look.

                                          Little leather flap attached to a ring (dealership on flap, no idea why I kept it).
                                          Van key
                                          House key
                                          Electronic lock, alarm, blah blah device.
                                          Small canister of mace in leather flip pouch.
                                          -Attached ring:
                                          bestbuy, playercard, hallmark, petco, officemax, office depot, Ace hardware, and VPI pet insurance tag things.

                                          Thats it on that set of keys. I think wifes has about same. Then our property ring has keys to rentals, house, storage sheds, locks around yard, etc.

                                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                            • Peaches
                                              Old broad
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13933
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                              bestbuy, playercard, hallmark, petco, officemax, office depot, Ace hardware, and VPI pet insurance tag things.
                                              I think I'm the only person who still uses cards. I have about 10 of them in my wallet because I refuse to put them on my keyring

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                                                • BusterBunny
                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 19291
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by EXPORT
                                                  is there a standard handcuff key?

                                                  or more like a pick

                                                  sorry I am from the UK never heard of such a thing
                                                  pretty sure there is a pretty universally standard key shape for the mass produced cheapo's u'd buy at a flea market or porn shop...and then law enforcement has different pattern that is issued as their universal standard, but individual cops can proly buy nicer ones that are harder to pick and have weird key patterns...i have mine from a swap meet when i was like 10...proly lost the cuffs the first day but the key has come in handy for 20 years

                                                  i should point out that is just an educated guess i really don't know for sure...
                                                  Last edited by BusterBunny; 10-30-2008, 06:16 PM.
                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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