Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I met a guy with a giant tattoo of his girlfriend?s name on his hand. I told him I thought he was CRAZY to do that! He said ?But I love her.? I?m just saying, if I loved a girl that much, I wouldn?t get a tattoo of her name on my hand! I?d tattoo a picture of her MOUTH on one hand and a picture of her PUSSY on the other!

Then she can always blow me and I can always fuck her, and if I get bored, I can even watch her go down on herself!