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Tattoo of her name (new joke)

10-25-2008, 10:12 AM

I met a guy with a giant tattoo of his girlfriend?s name on his hand. I told him I thought he was CRAZY to do that! He said ?But I love her.? I?m just saying, if I loved a girl that much, I wouldn?t get a tattoo of her name on my hand! I?d tattoo a picture of her MOUTH on one hand and a picture of her PUSSY on the other!

Then she can always blow me and I can always fuck her, and if I get bored, I can even watch her go down on herself!

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10-25-2008, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

I met a guy with a giant tattoo of his girlfriend?s name on his hand. I told him I thought he was CRAZY to do that! He said ?But I love her.? I?m just saying, if I loved a girl that much, I wouldn?t get a tattoo of her name on my hand! I?d tattoo a picture of her MOUTH on one hand and a picture of her PUSSY on the other!

Then she can always blow me and I can always fuck her, and if I get bored, I can even watch her go down on herself!

I have heard that one before, but i still giggled

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10-25-2008, 10:23 AM

When two girls tangle their legs together, and bump their pussies against each other, why do they call it "scissoring"? I've never seen scissors do that! Why don't they call it something more accurate, like "Two-girls-doing-something-that-doesn't-really-feel-that-good-to-them" or "what-hot-teen-lesbians-do-only-in-men's-imaginations".

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10-25-2008, 10:46 AM

I'm sorry for all the jokes on GFY. I just love writing jokes. I haven’t been this excited about something since I found out I can beat off any time I want to! I’ve been stuck in "joke-writing-mode". EVERYTHING is funny to me, I just can’t stop myself! It really is JUST LIKE when I found out I could beat off any time I wanted to. I’ve written so much my hand is sore!

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10-25-2008, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

I'm sorry for all the jokes on GFY. I just love writing jokes. I haven?t been this excited about something since I found out I can beat off any time I want to! I?ve been stuck in "joke-writing-mode". EVERYTHING is funny to me, I just can?t stop myself! It really is JUST LIKE when I found out I could beat off any time I wanted to. I?ve written so much my hand is sore!

Keep them coming Steve! very entertaining, cant think of a better place to try out your new material.

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10-30-2008, 03:50 AM

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10-30-2008, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by clare-sizegenetics

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10-30-2008, 06:22 AM

Hahahaha...funny one!

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10-30-2008, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

I'm sorry for all the jokes on GFY.

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10-30-2008, 08:13 AM

hahahaha...

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10-30-2008, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by SteveLightspeed

I met a guy with a giant tattoo of his girlfriend?s name on his hand. I told him I thought he was CRAZY to do that! He said ?But I love her.? I?m just saying, if I loved a girl that much, I wouldn?t get a tattoo of her name on my hand! I?d tattoo a picture of her MOUTH on one hand and a picture of her PUSSY on the other!

Then she can always blow me and I can always fuck her, and if I get bored, I can even watch her go down on herself!

yup, you got a giggle outta me on that one.

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