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  • UniversalPassLorence
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 3721

    #1

    Pick up Lines

    Which one of these pick up lines do you like? Or do you have a better one.

    1. "Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.?
    2. "Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
    3. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
    4. "The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name."

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Lawd Mercy I don't know what articles you've been reading, but pick-up lines are sorry.

    Women don't wanna talk to postbots.

    It's amazing you breeders ever get laid.........

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    • TheLegacy
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      • Apr 2003
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      #3
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      • kmanrox
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        • Oct 2001
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        #4
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        • kmanrox
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          #5
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          • Reak AGV
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            • Dec 2004
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            #6
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            • UniversalPassLorence
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              • Dec 2004
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              #7
              Originally posted by BoyAlley
              Lawd Mercy I don't know what articles you've been reading, but pick-up lines are sorry.

              Women don't wanna talk to postbots.

              It's amazing you breeders ever get laid.........
              Some girls like it, and at worst it's a way to break the ice


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              • UniversalPassLorence
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                #8
                Originally posted by Reak AGV
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                • czarina
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 10751

                  #9
                  There is no better line than "want to f...k?

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                  • gangbangjoe
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                    • May 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by UniversalPassLorence
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                    • Shocking
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                      • Feb 2006
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                      #11
                      i don't think that shit work anymore. why don't someone sponsor a pick up conference in one of the show? lol
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                      • iDope
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                        • Nov 2005
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                        #12
                        that's bhat.

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                        • UniversalPassLorence
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 3721

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shocking
                          i don't think that shit work anymore. why don't someone sponsor a pick up conference in one of the show? lol
                          I'm going to Internext any sponsors?
                          Hey, that's an idea


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                          • gimo33
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 5599

                            #14
                            here's one...
                            "nice shoes.. wanna fuck"
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                            • gimo33
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                              • Mar 2006
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                              #15
                              "you're like my false teeth.. can't smile without you"
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                              • gimo33
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                                • Mar 2006
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                                #16
                                "your like a dandruff.. can't get you out of my head"
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                                • gimo33
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                                  • Mar 2006
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                                  #17
                                  "i'm lost.. take me home with you"
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                                  • gimo33
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                                    • Mar 2006
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                                    #18
                                    hope those pick up lines help you.... lol...
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                                      • Jan 2004
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                                      #19
                                      my favs are
                                      "i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you"
                                      "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
                                      "i lost my number, can i have yours"

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                                      • Miss Lissa
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                                        • May 2006
                                        • 97

                                        #20
                                        Pick up lines are cheesy, but used in the right way, they can be a funny ice breaker...

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                                        • VicD
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 13245

                                          #21
                                          How much....

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                                          • Grapesoda
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                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 46234

                                            #22
                                            I prefer to drop $100's all over the place when I hop out of the vette . . works pretty well for me . .

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                                            • UniversalPassLorence
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 3721

                                              #23
                                              More bad ones:

                                              I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

                                              I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

                                              Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?


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                                              • MaddCaz
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                                                • Mar 2006
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                Lawd Mercy I don't know what articles you've been reading, but pick-up lines are sorry.

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                                                • who
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                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 19593

                                                  #25
                                                  "Mmm, I thought I smelt oestragen."

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                                                  • L-Pink
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                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 39151

                                                    #26
                                                    "I can't promise I won't tear anything"

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                                                    • UniversalPassLorence
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by who
                                                      "Mmm, I thought I smelt oestragen."
                                                      good one


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                                                      • UniversalPassLorence
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                        "I can't promise I won't tear anything"
                                                        This is probably my favorite and another one is:

                                                        Is that a mirror in your pants, cos I can see myself in there!


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                                                        • blazi
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Is your daddy a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb baby

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                                                          • BusterBunny
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                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                            • 19291

                                                            #30
                                                            i'd hit it
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                                                            • UniversalPassLorence
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                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by blazi
                                                              Is your daddy a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb baby
                                                              That is original and funny


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                                                              • reynold
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                                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                "I can't promise I won't tear anything"


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                                                                • american pervert
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • MaddCaz
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by reynold


                                                                    "nice pair of legs, what time do they open?"

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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Bdiddy
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by czarina
                                                                          There is no better line than "want to f...k?
                                                                          hahahah! makes sense!
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                                                                          • Kevin - The PNN
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • UniversalPassLorence
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Kevin - The PNN
                                                                              I'am with "Make a Wish Foundation," you're my wish before I die.
                                                                              That will not take you far


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                                                                              • I am chauncy
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                fuck me if I am wrong but aren't you my sister
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                                                                                • ProducerCashDave
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by reynold


                                                                                  "nice pair of legs, what time do they open?"
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                                                                                  • Waveu6410
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                                                                                    • 4038

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i smile and say hello and that usually works fine

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Does this smell like chloroform?

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                                                                                      • UniversalPassLorence
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Waveu6410
                                                                                        i smile and say hello and that usually works fine
                                                                                        Hey, not all of us are good looking as you


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                                                                                        • Waveu6410
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by UniversalPassLorence
                                                                                          Hey, not all of us are good looking as you
                                                                                          thanks

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            how about "Get in the car!!! Scream and i'll kill you!!!" <- they never say no to that one
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              hahahaha

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Reak AGV
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                                                                                                    #50
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