Make sure to stop using electricity as well if you live on the west coast, damn canadians power 1/2 of California.
And if you have anything made of wood make sure to burn it ASAP, as the USA is canada's largest lumber client.
While you are at it we need to cancel all basketball games indefinitely, as the damn sport was invented in Canada. Shit that reminds me, going to have to cut all of your phone cable as well as the Telephone was also invented in Canada as well.. better submit this before my modem dies..
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