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You've Really Got To Read This E-Mail From A NaughtyBank Affiliate!!!

07-10-2006, 06:49 PM

I sent out an affiliate mailer today announcing the latest movie galleries added to NaughtyBank and a reminder of the H2 contest we're running. The below e-mail is not spam, it is an ACTUAL response from an ACTUAL affiliate. I sometimes really wonder where these people come from!

-----Original Message-----
From: removed [mailto:removed]
Sent: Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: 10 NEW Hosted Movie Galleries & Content Zips From NaughtyBank

Dear Jake;

Thank you for putting together this special promotion, that I love!!! My site url removed will be the biggest, most dynamic all consuming sex site ever, and I'm very pleased to say that naughtybank.com's site's will be FEATURED THERE!!!

My site url removed will have over 300+ link's... I require your help. Please remit $900.00 to business name removed So that I can pay the hosting bill, and have my link's & photo's added. This is more than serious business, because I'm asking you a professional, who'm does'nt really need me to make billion$. I just hope that you will help me to help you!!! url removed
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07-10-2006, 06:53 PM

I am really at a loss for words. But if you decide to pay up, I have some land for sale
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07-10-2006, 06:53 PM

Maybe he was joking. He can't be that silly

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07-10-2006, 06:58 PM

wow.. jake, you get all kinds of weird ones ;-)

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07-10-2006, 07:08 PM

Sound like a good deal!!LOL
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07-10-2006, 07:12 PM

That sounds just like an email Wizzo got. Although in that one he listed all the sites.
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07-10-2006, 07:14 PM

Hey, why not send him the money.

Fuck there are sponsors out there that will do EVERYTHING for the affiliates.

The only thing an affiliate has to do these days, is signup, put in an epassporte address, and tell the sponsor where to submit the galleries they make for him, and send him epassporte payments.

What happened to the days when affiliates actually had to do something other than have a fucking heartbeat??
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07-10-2006, 07:15 PM

haha thats pretty damn funny
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07-10-2006, 07:17 PM

You should send him a dead bird in a shoebox
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07-10-2006, 07:21 PM

Where is my $900?
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07-10-2006, 07:28 PM

why did u remove my name and site url. i don't mind

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07-10-2006, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by QuaWee

Maybe he was joking. He can't be that silly

He definitely wasn't joking.
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07-10-2006, 07:32 PM

I'll settle for $500 for the first payment...

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07-10-2006, 07:42 PM

All I read is Naughtybank now pays hosting fees.

I'll forward my next bill to you.
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07-10-2006, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by BB-Rick

Hey, why not send him the money.

Fuck there are sponsors out there that will do EVERYTHING for the affiliates.

The only thing an affiliate has to do these days, is signup, put in an epassporte address, and tell the sponsor where to submit the galleries they make for him, and send him epassporte payments.

What happened to the days when affiliates actually had to do something other than have a fucking heartbeat??

very true
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07-10-2006, 07:48 PM

Wow.... im speechless...
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07-10-2006, 07:50 PM

You should have left the name and url in there
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07-10-2006, 07:51 PM

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07-10-2006, 07:53 PM

I concurr, what's with these people!!!
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07-10-2006, 07:56 PM

Ask him if he'd like a golden toilet too.

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07-10-2006, 08:31 PM

Wow, just wow...

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07-10-2006, 08:34 PM

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07-10-2006, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Batts

You should have left the name and url in there

Believe me, I seriously considered it!
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07-10-2006, 08:38 PM

I like the phrase... "this is more than serious business"

you better send him the money cuz he's not messin' around, it's MORE than serious

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07-10-2006, 08:39 PM

I always liked that kid Oracle Porn.

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07-10-2006, 08:41 PM

$900.00?? Fuck, someone needs to explain the concept of FHG to that guy.
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07-10-2006, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by GUNNER

I like the phrase... "this is more than serious business"

you better send him the money cuz he's not messin' around, it's MORE than serious
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07-10-2006, 09:15 PM

what - you didn't like my email?

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07-10-2006, 09:18 PM

Sounds almost like he was kidding. I doubt it though.

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07-10-2006, 09:27 PM

haha that is pretty sad!

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07-10-2006, 09:39 PM

Lay the $900 out on a table, take a picture, and email it to him.

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07-10-2006, 09:41 PM

hahahaha
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07-10-2006, 09:48 PM

dunno what about you , but it looks to me that jake made this up for some extra exposure to his http://www.naughtybank.com/home.html and http://www.naughtybank.com/contest/h2.html which he put in nice links at his little story
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07-10-2006, 09:56 PM

Can I get the same deal? I got your email today..

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07-10-2006, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

You should send him a dead bird in a shoebox

ROFL !!
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07-10-2006, 10:24 PM

That was awesome
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07-10-2006, 10:50 PM

Here's my email if you didn't receive it already!

-----Original Message-----
From: removed [mailto:removed]
Sent: Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: 10 NEW Hosted Movie Galleries & Content Zips From NaughtyBank

Dear Jake;

Thank you in advance for your content business!!!

I'm sending you an invoice $150,000 USD for 600 DVD titles. You are getting a discount on some but paying full price for some too. Never you mind that I only have 136 listed at www.thecontentstore.com - there will be another 500 or so titles going up this month. Take my word for it!

You don't mind, I'm sure - since you run a very successful program and like me very much!

BTW - I look forward to seeing you and your lovely wife in Vegas. Please bring big bag stuffed with cash, ok?

xoxoxo

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07-10-2006, 11:15 PM

So Jake, are you going to send me the money then or not?

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07-11-2006, 01:11 AM

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07-11-2006, 01:27 AM

thats a great fucking idea
we got at least 50 heavy duty sponsors we use
each one would hate to have us remove their links
i'm gonna email each one and extort a $1000 one time payment so i can keep sending them traffic or else pull the links.
With 80% success rate thats $40k

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07-11-2006, 01:31 AM

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07-11-2006, 02:57 AM

That guy is a couple cards short of a full deck. What a freakshow.

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07-11-2006, 03:07 AM

Haha, what a laugh
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07-11-2006, 04:03 AM

hahaha members emails are great, but not as great as affiliates

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07-11-2006, 04:21 AM

so you mean you aren't going to pay my hosting bill?

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07-11-2006, 04:32 AM

Nice GFY promo.. I like it.

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07-11-2006, 04:33 AM

Welcome to TGP
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07-11-2006, 06:05 AM

Jake may I also have $900?

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07-11-2006, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by Jake

I sent out an affiliate mailer today announcing the latest movie galleries added to NaughtyBank and a reminder of the H2 contest we're running. The below e-mail is not spam, it is an ACTUAL response from an ACTUAL affiliate. I sometimes really wonder where these people come from!

-----Original Message-----
From: removed [mailto:removed]
Sent: Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: 10 NEW Hosted Movie Galleries & Content Zips From NaughtyBank

Dear Jake;

Thank you for putting together this special promotion, that I love!!! My site url removed will be the biggest, most dynamic all consuming sex site ever, and I'm very pleased to say that naughtybank.com's site's will be FEATURED THERE!!!

My site url removed will have over 300+ link's... I require your help. Please remit $900.00 to business name removed So that I can pay the hosting bill, and have my link's & photo's added. This is more than serious business, because I'm asking you a professional, who'm does'nt really need me to make billion$. I just hope that you will help me to help you!!! url removed
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07-11-2006, 06:21 AM

lol thats great, step up.. be a professional

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