For Rent : One 25 Year Old Male Anus
Well, I am out this evening and bump into an associate that I passed 300 dollars too a few weeks ago because his woman locked him out, no wallet, no cards nothing, he needed cash right then and there to get a room and wait till his ho cooled down.
I forgot about the money I loaned him until I seen him tonight, I wanted to get a nice russian duo (escorts) over to my place tonight to bust a nut or two and thought this to be a great opertunity to grab that $300 back and let it cover the pussy for the night. All this would help me to avoid a trip to the atm about 10 minutes away from where I was.
Anyhow.. I remind him of that favor I did and say it is time to pay up now that he is all fixed up. The guy has 6 bucks in his pocket, an atm card and he is trying to bum smokes off of people around the parking lot where I seen him. I tell him to get in the car and we are going to go to the atm to make a withdraw and get that $300 ... He says, ok but I am tellin ya, I dont have anything in there, the bank froze my account because I put empty deposit envalopes in and pulled out money.
This sounded to me way too ghetto to be possible, so I went to the atm and got him to attempt a withdrawl from both checking and savings, just to see what the machine would say and sure enough his card is fucked, a message on the screen to contact his branch about it.
I am completly amazed at how ghetto fabulous a 25 year old man can be, no cash, no bank, no car, fuckall, this guy has only the clothes on his back and lives with a hot fucking broad that pays the bills and he just mooches his way, on a daily basis, she is totally into him, he just tells her what she wants to hear and he is real good at it, been living at her appartment for about a year now, he tells me " why pay rent when you don't have too?"
So I tell him he has got to fix his shit up and stop being so ghetto fabulous. Since I own part of his ass for a few hundred, I told him I am gonna get him to take it in the ass on camera for a gay porn site unless he can fix his shit up and also pay his dues especially to people who help him when he is stranded in the middle of nowhere with no place to go and not a penny in his pocket. $300 is fuckall really, but this is an issue of disrespect now, I want to show him how it works when you disrespect the hand that feeds you. I will provide him to the highest bidder who wants to utilize his ANUS in any way they please and to use the footage for as many sites as they wish, no need for any legal waiver forms, this can be free domain for all I care. This guy needs to learn a lesson and he told me he would do what it takes to "avoid a beating" So perhaps I can make an example out of him, I will even do it for free, the money does not change a thing.
Let me know if you are in the market for a fresh hetro anus and I will hook you up.
I forgot about the money I loaned him until I seen him tonight, I wanted to get a nice russian duo (escorts) over to my place tonight to bust a nut or two and thought this to be a great opertunity to grab that $300 back and let it cover the pussy for the night. All this would help me to avoid a trip to the atm about 10 minutes away from where I was.
Anyhow.. I remind him of that favor I did and say it is time to pay up now that he is all fixed up. The guy has 6 bucks in his pocket, an atm card and he is trying to bum smokes off of people around the parking lot where I seen him. I tell him to get in the car and we are going to go to the atm to make a withdraw and get that $300 ... He says, ok but I am tellin ya, I dont have anything in there, the bank froze my account because I put empty deposit envalopes in and pulled out money.
This sounded to me way too ghetto to be possible, so I went to the atm and got him to attempt a withdrawl from both checking and savings, just to see what the machine would say and sure enough his card is fucked, a message on the screen to contact his branch about it.
I am completly amazed at how ghetto fabulous a 25 year old man can be, no cash, no bank, no car, fuckall, this guy has only the clothes on his back and lives with a hot fucking broad that pays the bills and he just mooches his way, on a daily basis, she is totally into him, he just tells her what she wants to hear and he is real good at it, been living at her appartment for about a year now, he tells me " why pay rent when you don't have too?"
So I tell him he has got to fix his shit up and stop being so ghetto fabulous. Since I own part of his ass for a few hundred, I told him I am gonna get him to take it in the ass on camera for a gay porn site unless he can fix his shit up and also pay his dues especially to people who help him when he is stranded in the middle of nowhere with no place to go and not a penny in his pocket. $300 is fuckall really, but this is an issue of disrespect now, I want to show him how it works when you disrespect the hand that feeds you. I will provide him to the highest bidder who wants to utilize his ANUS in any way they please and to use the footage for as many sites as they wish, no need for any legal waiver forms, this can be free domain for all I care. This guy needs to learn a lesson and he told me he would do what it takes to "avoid a beating" So perhaps I can make an example out of him, I will even do it for free, the money does not change a thing.
Let me know if you are in the market for a fresh hetro anus and I will hook you up.
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