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SteveLightspeed · 10-25-2008, 10:50 AM

When my wife got pregnant with our second child, we wanted to tell my mother the big news in a clever way, so we put a little shirt on our one-year-old son that said “I’m going to be a Big Brother!” When she read it, she was like “Isn’t he a little young to join that organization?”

I said “No, he’s volunteering 20 hours a week down at the community center to help keep unborn fetuses off the streets… cuz they can get into SO MUCH TROUBLE at that age!

10-25-2008, 10:50 AM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	When my wife got pregnant with our second child, we wanted to tell my mother the big news in a clever way, so we put a little shirt on our one-year-old son that said “I’m going to be a Big Brother!” When she read it, she was like “Isn’t he a little young to join that organization?” I said “No, he’s volunteering 20 hours a week down at the community center to help keep unborn fetuses off the streets… cuz they can get into SO MUCH TROUBLE at that age! __________________ Abra-cadabra!