Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

This version is better

When my wife was in labor with our first child, she wasn't shy about using drugs for the pain. Our anethesiolo-whatever was Johnny-on-the-spot with anything she needed. She finally felt some relief and was able to nap for 30 minutes or so. She needed it! She was 30 HOURS into her labor! I asked him, what did you do to her? He said he ?administered an Epidural?. So I leaned over and asked him, "Is there any way we could get some Epidural for when we are home? What does that shit go for on the street?? He said, ?No, I don?t have any extra Epidural, but I could probably hook you up with a couple Ultrasounds and maybe an Episiotomy.