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When I traveled around the world, I try to blend in with the locals any way I can. I found myself picking up accents and expressions from other countries.
When I was in Canada, everyone thought I was Canadian just because I got drunk and started saying "Ay?". And when I was in Australia, everyone thought I was Australian just because I got drunk and started saying “G’day, Mate!”
But when I was in Jamaica, no one mistook ME for a Jamaican, just because I got high and started saying “Ya Mon”. I guess I needed dreads too or something? I dunno.
And when I was in Germany, no one mistook me for GERMAN, just because I got drunk and started saying, “YER ALL FUCKIN’ CUNTS!” They actually beat my ass. I got too drunk and thought I was in ENGLAND!
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Abra-cadabra!
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