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  • BVF
    Black Vagina Finder
    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #1

    Just got out of jail.....

    My ex wife showed up at my house drunk, fell out on the concrete OUTSIDE of my house...I didn't even know she was there until the fire engine showed up....I looked outside and they were tending to her on the corner...

    Then the ambulance comes and she gets into it......then the COPS come......What happened is that she told them that I hit her and since she had a bruise on her lip from probably falling, they came and dragged me out of the house and arrested me.....They then took her to the hospital...My kids had to be picked up from my house by one of my ex-wife's friends...

    My oldest daughter told the cops that I didn't hit her and I told him the same thing....The cop was pissed at first because I wouldn't open up the door for him but after they searched my house and talked to my daughter, the same cop came down and told me that he didn't think that I did it......Then the white cop told me that no matter what, it was a MANDATORY arrest because I have children with her and a history with her...

    Then the told them that she lived at my house when she doesn't and they actually tried to tell me that I couldn't even go back to my own house because she temporarily occupied the premises....I told the Sherriff fuck that shit, I'm going back to my house...

    I got arrested Wednesday night and I'm just now getting out....I didn't even have to see a judge...they set me free and I gotta go see the DA next month at which time, it will probably get dropped.....I had the orange jumpsuit on and my own cell and I ate jail food and played chess and we watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2 last night on tv....

    So now I have to get a restraining order because I now know that if a woman wants to have you arrested, she can just go to your house and faint in the front yard....Fuck.....

    Thank God I hid the ganja because I saw one dude locked up for a blunt ROACH....Another dude was locked up because he had a blunt cutter on his keychain and they locked him up for paraphanalia........I even met a pimp who calls himself Bob Barker and his saying is, "If the price is right, come on down BITCH!!"

    Then I made some calls and relayed messages for some of the dudes that are still there....

    I tell ya...The MAN is a muthafucka!!!

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  • stickyfingerz
    Doin fine
    • Oct 2005
    • 24984

    #2
    Snig Snpot. Ill read in a sec.. hehe

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Damn,quite a eventful night

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      • JaneB

        #4
        Wow. That sucks.

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        • ~Ray
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          • Jun 2003
          • 18361

          #5
          did they serve chicken fried steak fingers and instant mashed potatoes?
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          • marketsmart
            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
            • Dec 2004
            • 20419

            #6
            that sucks.. at least you made some friends...

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            • BVF
              Black Vagina Finder
              • Jan 2002
              • 13975

              #7
              Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
              did they serve chicken fried steak fingers and instant mashed potatoes?
              No..you normally get a cold plate and a hot plate....For dinner, we had two hot dogs with two thick pieces of bread that you had to slice open with the back of your spork, tasteless Navy Beans and tasteless potatoes....On the cold plate was the bread, and a nasty piece of cake and something else that I can't remember because I didn't eat it.

              For lunch, we had two sugar cookies, a banana and some kind of ham sandwiches.....I ate the ham, one cookie, and gave away my banana and the other cookie...

              For breakfast, we had cold cereal, with some bread and some kind of mystery gravy that you were supposed to dip it into..I only ate the cereal...

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              • Sands
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2007
                • 3134

                #8
                I thought you were going to say that you mugged a woman at the ATM and then knocked her out because she was a McCain supporter, after which you carved a "B" on her face for "Blackvaginafinder."

                In all seriousness, that's terrible and hopefully that restraining order will prevent anything like this from happening again. Good luck to you!

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                • brassmonkey
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                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77385

                  #9
                  damn thats bad yeah i had some crazy ones
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                  • Bojangles
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                    • Apr 2007
                    • 5419

                    #10
                    Fuck, man. Get that restraining order.

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                    • KillerK
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                      • May 2008
                      • 3406

                      #11
                      was the watermelon good?

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                      • PostWhore
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 4720

                        #12
                        that's what you get for living in a racist fucking country!

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                        • BlackCrayon
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 19634

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BVF
                          Thank God I hid the ganja because I saw one dude locked up for a blunt ROACH....Another dude was locked up because he had a blunt cutter on his keychain and they locked him up for paraphanaliaI tell ya...The MAN is a muthafucka!!!
                          that reason alone is enough to never live in the US, lol. What are they afraid of? Oh well. Sorry to hear about the BS you gotta deal with. Fuckin psycho hose beasts.
                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                          • PostWhore
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 4720

                            #14
                            that's what you get for living in a racist fucking country!

                            move to Canada!
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                            • stevo
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 2051

                              #15
                              Chess and movies? Sounds kinda fun!
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                              • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                • Apr 2006
                                • 5449

                                #16
                                fucking sucks man. sounds like you made the best of the worst situation restraining order immediately!
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                                • Puremeds-J
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                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 939

                                  #17
                                  Damn that sucks! I remember when I was in I was always trading whatever sweet item they gave you with your breakfast.. makes ya king for a day on the inside

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                                  • woj
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                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 47880

                                    #18
                                    that's fucked up, but you got off easy, often shit like that turns into way more drama than just a night in jail....
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                                    • hypedough
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                                      • Sep 2007
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                                      #19
                                      Now that's some shit!

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                                      • LeRoy
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                                        • Jul 2007
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                                        #20
                                        Be glad you're black cuz LA jail sux if your'e not
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                                        • TheDoc
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 13827

                                          #21
                                          First, I told my kids this so I will share it. You DO NOT open the door for the Police. Police are not your friends, they are not here to protect you, they are not here to keep you safe. They are here to screw you over, fuck your family over, and do whatever some high-school educated jack ass "feels" is right.

                                          Second, NEVER talk to the police, ever.. no matter wtf they say, never, ever, talk to them. You have the legal right, to force them to get you a lawyer.

                                          Third, you never let a cop into your house, unless they have a warrant of course. If you have to answer the door, you tell them to back off your door by 10 feet. If they don't comply, you shut the door.



                                          In this situation, I would have told my kids to go bed, shut the lights off. And ignored her ass.
                                          Last edited by TheDoc; 10-24-2008, 11:50 PM.
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                                          • d-null
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                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 13724

                                            #22
                                            ...like I needed any reminders of why it is wise to stay as far as possible from anything even slightly resembling a relationship

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                                            • budz
                                              Disruptive Innovator
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 4230

                                              #23
                                              lol @ sands reply..

                                              i just got locked up a few months ago

                                              i was so drunk i was on suicide watch in the jail..

                                              fuckin no clothes sucked.. on a gay as matt with a itchy ass cover.. whew

                                              needless to say first thing i did when i got in the cell is piss.. and not in just 1 spot ehehe

                                              then just a few weeks ago iw as with my boy who was pulled over for no headlights, charged with dui then got locked up and charged with battery on a cop for farting on him

                                              i had to goto a fuckin drunk tank blowin .265 had to wake up n eat pickle loaf omfg that shits nasty rofl

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                                              • Rorschach
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 5579

                                                #24
                                                that's a great narrative, you should write edgy modern fiction

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                                                • mrwilson
                                                  mrwilson 2.0
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 5122

                                                  #25
                                                  that sucks man, enjoy your freedom

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                                                  • Lykos
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                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 31027

                                                    #26
                                                    Damn,ex's can be dangerours

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                                                    • Naughty
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                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6478

                                                      #27
                                                      The story of you and the mother of your child is almost as bad and unduring as mine. Luckily for me, you win on the drama scale, but it's close i tell ya.

                                                      Mine loves the wrong things too and has a personality disorder to top it off. Sad to see a nice woman to turn shit when it is the mother of your child
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                                                      • Big Red Machine
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                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 9586

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mrwilson
                                                        that sucks man, enjoy your freedom
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                                                        • CunningStunt
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                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 5594

                                                          #29
                                                          Is your ass sore?

                                                          Seriously though BVF, that's totally fucked up. Sorry to hear about your woes.

                                                          Can you sue them for wrongful arrest? That's what I'd do. Get a good lawyer and hit them hard. Say you haven't slept since and are traumatised etc. Should be good for $50K if you kick and scream enough!

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                                                          • Deej
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                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                            • 24386

                                                            #30
                                                            That bitch is nothing but trouble to you man ... better handle that hoe

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                                                            • kmanrox
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                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 29295

                                                              #31
                                                              sry to hear that bro... The Man is shit and always will be.

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                                                              • After Shock Media
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                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                • 35299

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                Can you sue them for wrongful arrest? That's what I'd do. Get a good lawyer and hit them hard. Say you haven't slept since and are traumatised etc. Should be good for $50K if you kick and scream enough!
                                                                That is damn near funny. Personally hate what happened to him but come on, sue the police for wrongful arrest on a domestic charge? They just did the standard follow procedure routine in almost every damn state. He could sue the ex wife but trying to sue the police would just be a waste of lawyer fee's and he would loose.

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                                                                • papill0n
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                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                  • 15547

                                                                  #33
                                                                  fuck sounds like a real nightmare

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                                                                  • martinsc
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                                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                                    • 27043

                                                                    #34
                                                                    damn... sounds like part of an episode of "the shield"...
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                                                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 10057

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Shit
                                                                      You got hotdogs and sandwiches and shit?
                                                                      When I went into a jail I played cards all night the first night because I was lucky enough to come in on poker tournament night. We got hot dogs once a week for lunch. It was a big deal. Usually by that time I had won enough poker games and/or done enough trading to have three or four. I usually had several breakfasts instead of one of the "PB&J" sandwiches for breakfast I'd have three or four and extra bowls of cereal. But where I was if you don't know how to play poker, how to make good trades, forget it.

                                                                      The first week I got so robbed on trades. Hell it was disasterous. Shit. All in all after about a week I got the best "bunk" close to the tv so I could go up there and read my paper and watch the TV all day and then come down for meals and poker games. It was a POD so there were 20-35 of us in there all in one room all of the time.

                                                                      It is the worst thing ever that can happen - being caged up like an animal. I had my paper, card games, tv to watch, a phone and hot water that never ran out. When everyone was asleep I'd take a two or three hour hot shower. Would never want to go back but I made the best of it.

                                                                      You got TWO HOT DOGS and a SANDWICH and CEREAL your first day in? What it was, a country club?

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                                                                      • MrMaxwell
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 10057

                                                                        #36
                                                                        LoL over here I forgot all about the coffee!
                                                                        If my trades weren't running good I used coffee as money.

                                                                        It was just county jail so you can only use $18.50 / wk from your books, well I would find broke cases I knew were in waiting for their case, coffee was $4.50 a bag and you got 27 "teaspoon shots" out of it which were worth about $.25 each in there. $.25 was worth something in there, for example, breakfast sandwich = $.50 lunch hotdog = $1.00

                                                                        Everyone was always starved for coffee especially the meth guys so I would get 4 bags on my books and 4 bags on a couple other guys books .. so when I didn't win enough or I lost I could just buy my way out.

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                                                                        • james_clickmemedia
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                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          x wife drama, been there....
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                                                                          • Axzar
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                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 1837

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                                            First, I told my kids this so I will share it. You DO NOT open the door for the Police. Police are not your friends, they are not here to protect you, they are not here to keep you safe. They are here to screw you over, fuck your family over, and do whatever some high-school educated jack ass "feels" is right.

                                                                            Second, NEVER talk to the police, ever.. no matter wtf they say, never, ever, talk to them. You have the legal right, to force them to get you a lawyer.

                                                                            Third, you never let a cop into your house, unless they have a warrant of course. If you have to answer the door, you tell them to back off your door by 10 feet. If they don't comply, you shut the door.
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                                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              that sucks
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                                                                              • dav3
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                                                                                • May 2007
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                thats fucked up.

                                                                                time to teach that crazy woman who the man is.
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                                                                                • Lycanthrope
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 4517

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Ahh memories.
                                                                                  Is there anything better than the Milwaukee County jail bullpen bologna?
                                                                                  I think not.

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                                                                                  • AtlantisCash
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                                                                                    • Dec 2005
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Quotealex
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                                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                                      • 6265

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      you should talk about it on http://www.mrnogood.com/ It has been updated in a year

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                                                                                      • mikeyddddd
                                                                                        Viva la vulva!
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 16557

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        That shit really blows


                                                                                        but on the bright side


                                                                                        and now you're out

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                                                                                        • clickhappy
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 4027

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by BVF
                                                                                          ....The cop was pissed at first because I wouldn't open up the door for him
                                                                                          why didnt you open the door for him? Course he's gonna be pissed and think something's up. I would too.

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                                                                                          • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                            • Nov 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Glad you're out and safe BVF. Your ex is a dangerous nutcase.

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                                                                                            • buzzy
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                                                                                              • May 2007
                                                                                              • 2606

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                                                              First, I told my kids this so I will share it. You DO NOT open the door for the Police. Police are not your friends, they are not here to protect you, they are not here to keep you safe. They are here to screw you over, fuck your family over, and do whatever some high-school educated jack ass "feels" is right.

                                                                                              Second, NEVER talk to the police, ever.. no matter wtf they say, never, ever, talk to them. You have the legal right, to force them to get you a lawyer.

                                                                                              Third, you never let a cop into your house, unless they have a warrant of course. If you have to answer the door, you tell them to back off your door by 10 feet. If they don't comply, you shut the door.



                                                                                              In this situation, I would have told my kids to go bed, shut the lights off. And ignored her ass.
                                                                                              Jesus christ you're an idiot

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                                                                                              • Nikki_Licks
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                                                                                                • May 2005
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                That is screwed up. Why did they search your house? That does not seem reasonable, unless she told them more than they are telling you
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                                                                                                • TheDoc
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 13827

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by buzzy
                                                                                                  Jesus christ you're an idiot
                                                                                                  Wow... normally morons can't understand logic, it happens to most of you on gfy.

                                                                                                  The police aren't protectors - they are controllers of the police state.


                                                                                                  I have responded to hundreds of domestic disputes. The "best" solution is to avoid talking to the police, they aren't here to help you, they are looking for you to slip up. We are trained to do this.

                                                                                                  He legally did not have to open his door. He legally could have said, "I did not do this, she slipped, get me a lawyer", and they would have had to do it. He did not have to open the door, and he "never" has to "allow" them in his house.

                                                                                                  The police do not have open rights to do as they choose. They think they do, but they don't. This is why armed, masked, swat teams break down legal polygamists doors, steal children away from them, no investigation, no checking facts, just did it. They ripped families apart...and later found out they were wrong.... wow! That's a fucking police state, not police protecting people.
                                                                                                  Last edited by TheDoc; 10-25-2008, 09:11 AM.
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                                                                                                  • buzzy
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                                                                                                    • May 2007
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                                                                    Wow... normally morons can't understand logic, it happens to most of you on gfy.

                                                                                                    The police aren't protectors - they are controllers of the police state.


                                                                                                    I have responded to hundreds of domestic disputes. The "best" solution is to avoid talking to the police, they aren't here to help you, they are looking for you to slip up. We are trained to do this.

                                                                                                    He legally did not have to open his door. He legally could have said, "I did not do this, she slipped, get me a lawyer", and they would have had to do it. He did not have to open the door, and he "never" has to "allow" them in his house.

                                                                                                    The police do not have open rights to do as they choose. They think they do, but they don't. This is why armed, masked, swat teams break down legal polygamists doors, steal children away from them, no investigation, no checking facts, just did it. They ripped families apart...and later found out they were wrong.... wow! That's a fucking police state, not police protecting people.
                                                                                                    I suppose youre right, the cops are different in the usa. But here we cooperate with the police, always

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