I was walking back to mine from the pub and at the busstop there was this German tourist TOTALLY OFF HIS TITS, he was like, you from here? i said what? (cos he said it in german english, hitleer style) so he repeated im like fuck yeh man born and bred, and i said u german? he said yup, i said u like michael schumacher? no he didnt like him and that was that we went our seperate ways
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