Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

When you travel around the world, its easy to pick up accents and expressions from other countries. And I try to blend in with the locals any way I can.

When I was in Canada, everyone thought I was Canadian just because I got drunk and started saying "Ay?". And when I was in Australia, everyone thought I was Australian just because I got drunk and started saying ?G?day, Mate!?

But when I was in Jamaica, no one mistook ME for a Jamaican, just because I got drunk and started saying ?Ya Mon?. I guess I needed dreads too or something? I dunno. But I got my ASS BEATEN in Germany, because they all thought I was ENGLISH when I got drunk and started saying, ?YER ALL FUCKIN? CUNTS!?