Blending in the the Locals (New Joke)
When you travel around the world, its easy to pick up accents and expressions from other countries. And I try to blend in with the locals any way I can.
When I was in Canada, everyone thought I was Canadian just because I got drunk and started saying "Ay?". And when I was in Australia, everyone thought I was Australian just because I got drunk and started saying “G’day, Mate!”
But when I was in Jamaica, no one mistook ME for a Jamaican, just because I got drunk and started saying “Ya Mon”. I guess I needed dreads too or something? I dunno. But I got my ASS BEATEN in Germany, because they all thought I was ENGLISH when I got drunk and started saying, “YER ALL FUCKIN’ CUNTS!”
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Abra-cadabra!
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