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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46238

    #1

    the most fucked up email I ever recived :(

    Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe in the World

    MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
    1 Coffee Mug
    4 tablespoons flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising)
    4 tablespoons sugar
    2 tablespoons baking cocoa
    1 egg
    3 tablespoons milk
    3 tablespoons oil
    3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
    Small splash of vanilla

    Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix
    thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
    Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.
    Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
    The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
    Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
    EAT! (This can serve 2 if you want to share!)

    And why is this most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now
    we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the
    day and night !!!
  • tical
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 6504

    #2
    omg i cant show this to my gf haha
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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386

      #3
      hrmm - i just may try this....

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      • CunningStunt
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2006
        • 5594

        #4
        I think it's meant to be teaspoons, otherwise that wouldn't all fit into a mug. I'll give it a go, thanks!

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        • d-null
          . . .
          • Apr 2007
          • 13724

          #5
          aren't they missing the baking powder?

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          • Deej
            I make pixels work
            • Jun 2005
            • 24386

            #6
            Originally posted by CunningStunt
            I think it's meant to be teaspoons, otherwise that wouldn't all fit into a mug. I'll give it a go, thanks!
            I drink my coffee out of a stein a little bigger than this ...


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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94735

              #7
              I'm hungry now ...

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              • CunningStunt
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 5594

                #8
                Originally posted by Deej
                I drink my coffee out of a stein a little bigger than this ...

                Yeah, that would do the trick

                I keep my coffee in a double skinned stainless steel plunger until the cup is empty, stays hotter that way.

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                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bm bradley
                  Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe in the World

                  MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
                  1 Coffee Mug
                  4 tablespoons flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising)
                  4 tablespoons sugar
                  2 tablespoons baking cocoa
                  1 egg
                  3 tablespoons milk
                  3 tablespoons oil
                  3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
                  Small splash of vanilla

                  Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix
                  thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
                  Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.
                  Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
                  The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
                  Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
                  EAT! (This can serve 2 if you want to share!)

                  And why is this most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now
                  we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the
                  day and night !!!
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                  • InternetIsForPorn
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 848

                    #10
                    Hmm. Nice. Will try it tonight

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                    • Enemator
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1252

                      #11
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                      • oceania
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 547

                        #12
                        oh my think of all the pms-ing girls with this posted on the frig
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                        • Kron
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1668

                          #13
                          mmmmmm....chocolate cake......
                          /drooling/
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                          • camperjohn64
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 1531

                            #14
                            I tried this - it's awesome. It makes 2 servings of chocolate cake in 5 minutes.

                            And I'm getting fat!
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                            • Grapesoda
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 46238

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Davey Jones
                              hey faggots, where do you come up with those gay ass avatars? you, dean capture,... ?
                              someone piss in yer cheerios?

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                              • bloggingseo
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2007
                                • 1793

                                #16
                                Who in the fuck eats cheerios when they can have a mug choco cake, duhhH!

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                                • Dame
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 354

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by camperjohn64
                                  I tried this - it's awesome. It makes 2 servings of chocolate cake in 5 minutes.

                                  And I'm getting fat!
                                  I am definitely going to have to give that a try. Maybe not a good thing, might be making it all the time

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                                  • quantum-x
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 6863

                                    #18
                                    Yeah, this surely needs baking soda, unless you're wanting to make a gloopy melted pudding-esque chocolate mess.

                                    Which maybe you are :D
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                                    • MrAwesome
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 898

                                      #19
                                      thats the most fucked up...wow...it actually might be a good idea with baking soda lol
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                                      • carol.prime
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 6960

                                        #20
                                        thanks for the new recipe.. lol!
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                                        • Manowar
                                          jellyfish  
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528

                                          #21
                                          surely this would suck without baking powder/soda?

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                                          • tranza
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 57559

                                            #22
                                            I know some people that had tried this cake and really liked it!
                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                            • Tom_PM
                                              Porn Meister
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 16443

                                              #23
                                              Sounds more like you'd want an 8x8 baking dish.
                                              Goddamn, a whole egg AND 3 TABLEpoons of oil?
                                              I wouldnt want to be around for *that* the next morning...
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                                              • germ
                                                ( o Y o )
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 3108

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                hey faggots, where do you come up with those gay ass avatars? you, dean capture,... ?
                                                Says the guy with a cookie monster avatar...

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                                                • Grapesoda
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46238

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by germ
                                                  Says the guy with a cookie monster avatar...
                                                  yeah it was so left field, usually the guys that have been around for a long time are really biz orientated?

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                                                  • Honez
                                                    Confirmed Brat
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 6636

                                                    #26
                                                    I am not a big sweet eater but, I may have to give this a whirl sometime
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                                                    • Almost Evil
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 523

                                                      #27
                                                      well this just sounds like trouble. now i have to try it out!

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                                                      • tony299
                                                        lurker
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 57021

                                                        #28
                                                        that sounds good ,anyone try it?

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                                                        • G-Rotica
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 4258

                                                          #29
                                                          I just made this. No baking soda required. Not bad, but I'll never make it again.

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                                                          • Jodee_ExoticPays
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                                                            • Sep 2008
                                                            • 133

                                                            #30
                                                            lol too funny
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                                                            • CherryV
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                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                              • 700

                                                              #31
                                                              any more reviews?
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                                                              • ContentSHOOTER
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 3770

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by bm bradley
                                                                Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe in the World

                                                                MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
                                                                1 Coffee Mug
                                                                4 tablespoons flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising)
                                                                4 tablespoons sugar
                                                                2 tablespoons baking cocoa
                                                                1 egg
                                                                3 tablespoons milk
                                                                3 tablespoons oil
                                                                3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
                                                                Small splash of vanilla

                                                                Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix
                                                                thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
                                                                Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again.
                                                                Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
                                                                The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
                                                                Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
                                                                EAT! (This can serve 2 if you want to share!)

                                                                And why is this most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now
                                                                we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the
                                                                day and night !!!
                                                                Only 5 minutes, I bet you make two of them tonight before bed
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