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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562

    #1

    Anyone need a good laugh? (Alienq Looking for Full Time Work)

    this was posted on another board.....contact info removed just cause i felt like it

    Alienq Looking for Full Time Work

    Its true.
    I am for sale, contract term or Employee.
    11 maybe 12 years experience in the industry doing design.

    You can click my sig and see some of my work in content production and design. Real offer's contact me! I do not mind taking on a new identity for representation.

    All things are negotiable, Partnerships, salaries however ya want to do it!

    I seriously need work or a job.

    My bills are screwed I can hardly even feed myself right now.
    My rent is late, I doubt it will be made before the eviction.
    My electricity is about to go out.

    I lost over $1200.00 in sales last month in design getting cheated and non payments.

    I spent over 3K in content production that has not sold for shit.
    I seriously need work or a job.

    I have centered my career around it I know shit that would make you feel like a 12 year old boy, I played the richmans game and got my ass kicked.

    My little business was easy goin for over 11 years, it was fragile though. I never had true backing. I never had the ability to even advertise and went through free means to do it.

    AKA the boards. AKA GFY for example. I generated decent business from that place, and the place was necessary to stave off popular opinion, negative aspects and the disjointing of potential clients often resulted from that shit hole. The place was necessary, since being banned I am seriously fucked. People over ther think my website has a trojan, people over there have popular belief that my business is a scam business. Popular opinion over there say's I am nuts.

    I admit to being kinda nuts, I never claimed absolute sanity, who can?
  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #2
    Yea the thread is actually quite hillarious ... poor dude.

    I wish him the best, but I doubt he'll find a job. A week ago he was on the same board claiming 80 k a year was peanuts...
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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    • Bdiddy
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 2456

      #3
      what did that guy do?
      "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

      "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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      • TampaToker
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 5828

        #4
        Fuck him i owe him one
        Icq 247-742-205

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          the guy is a fucking idiot, probably one of the only people i seriously dislike in this world.

          i lost respect for him after he repeatedly told me that he would like my plane to crash even if other people were on it. well thats not funny but he is an idiot.

          also loved how he called me grandma an idiot.

          i mean look at his website, i am sorry it is a joke.

          i am gonna look through the other boards i want to make fun of him, can you give me a hint?
          Last edited by MetaMan; 07-06-2006, 11:35 PM.

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          • Nookster
            Confirmed IT Professional
            • Nov 2005
            • 3744

            #6
            I do not mind taking on a new identity for representation.
            The Best Affiliate Software, Ever.

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            • BradM
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              This guy is totally NUTS. He is mentally ill. FUCKED right up. A total idiot.

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              • butterflybucks
                Butterfly Bucks
                • Sep 2005
                • 1422

                #8
                gimme a D, gimme an R, gimme an A, gimme an M ....::: bends cheerleader over and fucks her raw :::::::
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                • Tam
                  Rude Bitch
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8534

                  #9
                  I have centered my career around it I know shit that would make you feel like a 12 year old boy, I played the richmans game and got my ass kicked.
                  This is the epitome of what happens when you try and come off as something you are not. I have seen this a lot in this industry and they always end like this........ sad, really.

                  This is why I always advise anyone new I deal with, "NEVER try and be something you aren't, it rarely ever pays off in the end. I teach my kids the same thing and I live by these words.
                  Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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                  • wdforty
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1824

                    #10
                    11 years of design and still sucks, that's sad
                    icq 157542142

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                    • madawgz
                      8.8.8.8
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 30509

                      #11
                      feel sorry for him
                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                      • Kimo
                        ...
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 11542

                        #12
                        alien q is a good guy
                        ...

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          ....alienq invented looking for full time work....
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                          • Dagwolf
                            President of Canada
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23141

                            #14
                            Designers have it rough. I don't know too many wealthy ones.
                            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                              Designers have it rough. I don't know too many wealthy ones.
                              The ones that have their shit together and work hard make money.

                              But it's not like you're supposed to become a millionaire... in the print compagny we hire them straight out of school for 10-12 bucks CND an hour ...
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                              • darksoul
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 4997

                                #16
                                Leave the poor guy alone
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                                • Zuzana Designs
                                  All Your Design Needs
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 20901

                                  #17
                                  LOL say it on JBM ... Seems he needs work... if he would have been nice to me I have a ton

                                  Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                  sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                                  • --MARIAN--
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 298

                                    #18
                                    I hope he'll get better, in fact, I'm sure that he will because he knows how to make great designs which sell well.

                                    Laughing at him at probably the worst moment of his life shows what kind of person you are and, believe me, you really shouldn't like what you see in the mirror.

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                                    • Jace
                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 35562

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by --MARIAN--
                                      I hope he'll get better, in fact, I'm sure that he will because he knows how to make great designs which sell well.

                                      Laughing at him at probably the worst moment of his life shows what kind of person you are and, believe me, you really shouldn't like what you see in the mirror.
                                      after years of insults and wishing death upon loved ones, I think laughing at a souless person is exactly what is needed

                                      to be honest, I would never wish death upon someone, or even to be hurt physically...but if this moment alien is experiencing ends up with him living in a van down by the river, I would not be upset in the least....he is a cruel heartless person that has serious mental issues and doesn't care about anyone around him except those pushing money his way, and the world needs WAY less people like him

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                                      • --MARIAN--
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 298

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jace
                                        after years of insults and wishing death upon loved ones, I think laughing at a souless person is exactly what is needed

                                        to be honest, I would never wish death upon someone, or even to be hurt physically...but if this moment alien is experiencing ends up with him living in a van down by the river, I would not be upset in the least....he is a cruel heartless person that has serious mental issues and doesn't care about anyone around him except those pushing money his way, and the world needs WAY less people like him
                                        Don't get upset. Laugh all you want, if you will.

                                        Just don't do it in public because that adds to the humiliation more than everything else.

                                        This doesn't make you that much different from him and his confused perceptions of the world, doesn't it?

                                        Just move on and leave him be.

                                        I don't know the guy, never worked with him, just can't help feeling sorry for someone who falls that hard.

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                                        • lazycash
                                          Troll Patrol
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 15214

                                          #21
                                          AKA the boards. AKA GFY for example. I generated decent business from that place, and the place was necessary to stave off popular opinion, negative aspects and the disjointing of potential clients often resulted from that shit hole. The place was necessary, since being banned I am seriously fucked. People over ther think my website has a trojan, people over there have popular belief that my business is a scam business. Popular opinion over there say's I am nuts.

                                          I admit to being kinda nuts, I never claimed absolute sanity, who can?
                                          Lol, he could have kept milking gfy is he would have just toned it down and been even the slightest bit humble. He continued over and over always coming across as a pompous antagonistic know it all looking to fight with whomever disagreed with him.

                                          Also, there's been quite a few "alienq owes me money" threads over the last few months and his rep in here is basically ruined even besides all his bannings. I keep thinking that these tough times for him will humble him and give him a new perspective on how he expresses himself. Yet after each banning and sob story thread he just goes right back to the same old antagonistic routine.
                                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                          Its crazy..."

                                          VenusBlogger

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                                          • Jace
                                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 35562

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by --MARIAN--
                                            Don't get upset. Laugh all you want, if you will.

                                            Just don't do it in public because that adds to the humiliation more than everything else.

                                            This doesn't make you that much different from him and his confused perceptions of the world, doesn't it?

                                            Just move on and leave him be.

                                            I don't know the guy, never worked with him, just can't help feeling sorry for someone who falls that hard.
                                            I am not upset in the least, and I really am not laughing, and I do feel kind of sorry for anyone in that position...the humor comes from the fact that I spent an entire night just a month ago trying to explain to him why he was destined to fail in his business because of the shit he starts. He didn't want to hear any of it and said he was where he wanted to be in this biz.

                                            and don't you ever put me on the same level as that heartless zombie, I care about anyone around me and have compassion for other living things, he does not, he lives to crush and spread hate any chance he gets.

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                                            • lazycash
                                              Troll Patrol
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 15214

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by --MARIAN--
                                              Don't get upset. Laugh all you want, if you will.

                                              Just don't do it in public because that adds to the humiliation more than everything else.

                                              This doesn't make you that much different from him and his confused perceptions of the world, doesn't it?

                                              Just move on and leave him be.

                                              I don't know the guy, never worked with him, just can't help feeling sorry for someone who falls that hard.
                                              Trust me, if you followed this board a little closer you wouldn't feel that way. The reason he isn't able to respond to this thread is because he's been banned............ for the 7th time.
                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                              Its crazy..."

                                              VenusBlogger

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                                              • --MARIAN--
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 298

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jace
                                                and don't you ever put me on the same level as that heartless zombie, I care about anyone around me and have compassion for other living things, he does not, he lives to crush and spread hate any chance he gets.
                                                I don't say that, I just don't like it when someone falls on the ground and others come to kick him some more.

                                                Perhaps you have your good reasons to do it, I don't know what's the beef between you too; I was just saying that once he's so down, you should step back and let him be regardless of what happened before.

                                                Let's not make this a fight, ok?

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                                                • Slap Dot
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 3168

                                                  #25
                                                  What goes around comes around...

                                                  » AIM: slapdotted
                                                  » Skype: slapdot
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                                                  • ContentSHOOTER
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 3770

                                                    #26
                                                    That could happen to a lot of people, I have no problem with AlienQ he never did anything wrong to me
                                                    Shooting Exclusive Content for over 16 years


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                                                    • lazycash
                                                      Troll Patrol
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 15214

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                      I am not upset in the least, and I really am not laughing, and I do feel kind of sorry for anyone in that position...the humor comes from the fact that I spent an entire night just a month ago trying to explain to him why he was destined to fail in his business because of the shit he starts. He didn't want to hear any of it and said he was where he wanted to be in this biz.

                                                      and don't you ever put me on the same level as that heartless zombie, I care about anyone around me and have compassion for other living things, he does not, he lives to crush and spread hate any chance he gets.
                                                      So many in here have tried to set him straight and help him see what other's think of him when he behaves the way he does, yet he continues to ignore any advice and marches on to the beat of his own drum.
                                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                      Its crazy..."

                                                      VenusBlogger

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                                                      • Jace
                                                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 35562

                                                        #28
                                                        ok, how about this....

                                                        AlienQ if you are reading this, I have an offer for you. I know what it is like to be down and out, so I need a tour done. I can't pay insane industy rates, but money is money, right? I was going to give the job to one of my budget designers, but I am always up for helping someone else out while they are down.

                                                        contact me jace (at) justjace (dot) com

                                                        just a simple two page nasty hardcore tour for tabithastoybox.com

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                                                        • Jace
                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 35562

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by --MARIAN--
                                                          I don't say that, I just don't like it when someone falls on the ground and others come to kick him some more.

                                                          Perhaps you have your good reasons to do it, I don't know what's the beef between you too; I was just saying that once he's so down, you should step back and let him be regardless of what happened before.

                                                          Let's not make this a fight, ok?
                                                          I am not fighting, this is just conversation

                                                          if I was fighting I would use these and a lot of these !!!!! haha

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                                                          • --MARIAN--
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 298

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Jace
                                                            I am not fighting, this is just conversation

                                                            if I was fighting I would use these and a lot of these !!!!! haha

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                                                            • gooddomains
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 10127

                                                              #31
                                                              he's so dumb, really

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                                                              • CaptainWolfy
                                                                Playa
                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 8439

                                                                #32
                                                                no coment!

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                                                                • Paul Markham
                                                                  Too old to care
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I looked at his contwent and on first look it was good, so asked how much he wanted for it.

                                                                  For the price he quoted I could of flown to LE, booked the model, location, shot it (better then him) and probably fucked the model as well.

                                                                  When I asked him why it was such a crazy price he told me because he had shot it and he brought something new to porn. Or words to that effect. It was on ICQ and I deleted him.



                                                                  Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
                                                                  PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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                                                                  • Jace
                                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 35562

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                    I looked at his contwent and on first look it was good, so asked how much he wanted for it.

                                                                    For the price he quoted I could of flown to LE, booked the model, location, shot it (better then him) and probably fucked the model as well.

                                                                    When I asked him why it was such a crazy price he told me because he had shot it and he brought something new to porn. Or words to that effect. It was on ICQ and I deleted him.
                                                                    I actually thought his content was quite good, too bad he had his green colored glasses on

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                                                                    • wdforty
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 1824

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                      When I asked him why it was such a crazy price he told me because he had shot it and he brought something new to porn.

                                                                      alienq invented porn
                                                                      icq 157542142

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                                                                      • Kevsh
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 8619

                                                                        #36
                                                                        How does anyone know any of that post is legit?
                                                                        What a sec, why do I care? Why am I even reading this ... i'm back to bed.

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                                                                        • Big John
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                          • 470

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Anyone can hit a bad patch and I usually feel sorry for people when they do. I've been there and had to pick myself up from right at the very bottom a couple of times.

                                                                          However, when a guy has gone out of his way to self-destruct, been abusive to anyone and everyone who tried to help, 'crossed the line' with his abuse as often as he did and after 10+ years as a 'designer' still only has average skills there can be little or no sympathy.

                                                                          The writing was on the wall in ten mile high letters. If the guy is too stupid and arrogant to bother reading it and taking note, how much sympathy can you have? None.

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                                                                          • BigDeanEvans
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                                            • 1368

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Hungryman part 2?

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                                                                            • lazycash
                                                                              Troll Patrol
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 15214

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Jace
                                                                              I actually thought his content was quite good, too bad he had his green colored glasses on
                                                                              Yeah his content is decent, but he completely priced himself out of the market. He kept referring to "backers", so maybe he was forced to price it that high, or maybe he just didn't understand the market before he dove head first into it.
                                                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                              Its crazy..."

                                                                              VenusBlogger

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                                                                              • jimthefiend
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 18889

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I printed that out and hung it on my fridge.

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                                                                                • Basic_man
                                                                                  Programming King Pin
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 27360

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Poor guy, he deserve a job :P
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                                                                                  • jimthefiend
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 18889

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Seriously, what a douche.

                                                                                    You're heard of burning bridges? He burns them while hes still STANDING on them.

                                                                                    First fight we ever had:

                                                                                    He was on the board wishing death on me WHILE WE WERE ON ICQ discussing a design job I had for him. LMAO

                                                                                    That's a special kinda stupid.

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                                                                                    • NoWhErE
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 10583

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                      I printed that out and hung it on my fridge.

                                                                                      mean but funny
                                                                                      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                                      • bigdog
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 6964

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        i wish him good luck

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                                                                                        • jimthefiend
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 18889

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'm not kidding either.

                                                                                          [img]http://www.*****************/naturecrap/haha.jpg[/img]

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                                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                            • 7241

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                            I'm not kidding either.

                                                                                            [img]http://www.*****************/naturecrap/haha.jpg[/img]
                                                                                            lol
                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                            • lazycash
                                                                                              Troll Patrol
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 15214

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by jimthefiend

                                                                                              First fight we ever had:

                                                                                              He was on the board wishing death on me WHILE WE WERE ON ICQ discussing a design job I had for him. LMAO

                                                                                              That's a special kinda stupid.


                                                                                              Was that the job he screwed up a couple months ago where he just decided at the end he didn't need to finish the agreed upon work and wouldn't refund anything?
                                                                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                              Its crazy..."

                                                                                              VenusBlogger

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                                                                                              • jimthefiend
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 18889

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                No this was back during the Headless drama. I was never stupid enough to actually give him money.

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                                                                                                • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                                  A freakin' legend!
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 18975

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  We all have rough times, emotionally and or financially, but those times get worse if you are abusive to others.
                                                                                                  Boner Money

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                                                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                                    • 39151

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                                    I'm not kidding either.

                                                                                                    [img]http://www.*****************/naturecrap/haha.jpg[/img]
                                                                                                    The letter is bad enough, you don't need to post examples of his work next to it

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