"phatzane drinks a douche" to promote new asphaltjunkiez.com DVD!!

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  • phatzane®
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1592

    #1

    "phatzane drinks a douche" to promote new asphaltjunkiez.com DVD!!

    "Ok everyone, as you know PHAT ZANE is expanding his acting skills. OUr boy is featured in the bonus section
    of a streetbike stunt film called Throttle Trauma. Zane is quite the funny man, dont let him fool ya. Here is a
    trailer for the comedy gag. 3 Sources to choose from."



    http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2750629


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=IMqdwHOWcnI


    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...26&q=douchebag


    Now, the film contains ton of super cool bonus features, like this one below.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMf_7IT2toU



    And ofcourse plenty of motorcycle stunts and crashes, like these.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=53RTclB3lH4

    and these...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kS4jFLZyqqY


    Order the video now and get free shipping!
    http://www.asphaltjunkiez.com/order.htm



    Also, as an extra bonus we have 4mins of chicks making out, trailer to be posted soon......


    -PHATZANEXXX.COM-
  • shoot2thrill
    Registered User
    • May 2004
    • 55

    #2
    daaaaaaaaaam zane...i rememberd my password, lol..thanks for posting it for me..
    this shit aint for real, u fukaz are high!
    ICQ - soon, when i find it

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    • shoot2thrill
      Registered User
      • May 2004
      • 55

      #3
      dam...it posted it 2wice....
      Last edited by shoot2thrill; 07-05-2006, 10:19 PM.
      this shit aint for real, u fukaz are high!
      ICQ - soon, when i find it

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      • John "JC" Conner
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 130

        #4
        Cool shit! The Jehova's are hysterical!!
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        • MSV
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 449

          #5
          u should make it possible to buy then download

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          • nofx
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16826

            #6
            that is quite stupid

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            • phatzane®
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 1592

              #7
              Originally posted by nofx
              that is quite stupid
              well no shit...........


              -PHATZANEXXX.COM-

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              • shoot2thrill
                Registered User
                • May 2004
                • 55

                #8
                one day..lol
                Originally posted by MSV
                u should make it possible to buy then download

                anwyay, the film has 3 jehova gags on 3 seperate occasions.
                has one gag with christians, yah i know. Its incredible they just keep comin
                for more abuse.


                there is enough goodies on the DVD to keep you occupied for a while,
                directors commentary, 19 bonus features, DVD rom items, etc.

                I for sure thougth that zane would seal the deal by being in the bonus section, hahaha..... dam you zane.. :D
                this shit aint for real, u fukaz are high!
                ICQ - soon, when i find it

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                • JohanTheGreat
                  A man trapped in a woman's body
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 445

                  #9
                  Monkeyboy is back.
                  I hate israel and everything it stands for.
                  Bomb the shit out of that country.

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                  • Mighty Chin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 781

                    #10
                    I Thought You Were The Bomb In Willow Man!

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                    • Lance69
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 2266

                      #11
                      Oh shit! That was nearly a keyboard disaster!

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                      • phatzane®
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1592

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mighty Chin
                        I Thought You Were The Bomb In Willow Man!

                        holy shit thats good stuff!!


                        -PHATZANEXXX.COM-

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                        • sharp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 7006

                          #13
                          hm, watching now..

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                          • notabook
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 9748

                            #14
                            Man your shit is pretty funny? Jehova Adventures:

                            Woman: He loved actually everybody in the whole world.
                            Dude: Except the Jews
                            Woman: All people, even gays
                            Dude: EVEN GAYS!
                            Dude: What about priests touching kids?
                            Woman: EVEN GAYS!

                            Eh, I had a laugh or six.

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                            • shoot2thrill
                              Registered User
                              • May 2004
                              • 55

                              #15
                              damn i need 30 posts to post more urls lol
                              ok here is another trailer for another gag

                              youtube.com/watch?v=nryJe0b4b5o
                              this shit aint for real, u fukaz are high!
                              ICQ - soon, when i find it

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                              • Makingcoin
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                                • Aug 2002
                                • 8919

                                #16
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                                • Nessa85
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 220

                                  #17
                                  funny!!!!!

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                                  • iwantchixx
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 12860

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by phatzane®
                                    acting skills
                                    LOOOOOLZZZZ

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                                    • Freeglance
                                      Registered User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 39

                                      #19
                                      Where are huggles and warchild when ya need them?

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