Sorry ladies... I'll be off the market in 10 days!

**Doctor Dre** · 07-05-2006, 01:32 PM

Good luck dude... you're definitly going to need it.

**CuriousToyBoy** · 07-05-2006, 01:33 PM

Good luck bro !!

May the both of you live long and prosper !!

;-)

**datatank** · 07-05-2006, 01:33 PM

Where are you getting hitched?

**Pimpin_J** · 07-05-2006, 01:34 PM

Congrats !

**Cory W** · 07-05-2006, 01:34 PM

Best Wishes to both of you man.

**JFK** · 07-05-2006, 01:36 PM

All the best

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by datatank

Where are you getting hitched?

Four Seasons here in Las Vegas

This is why I won't be at the XBiz show. hehehe! If you see me there, you KNOW something went horribly wrong!

Thanks for the kind words guys... Guess the l;adies don't seem to care too much! Hahaha!

**MikeVega** · 07-05-2006, 01:38 PM

very cool ...congrats ..i've been in for 9 years now and it's the best thing ever ..

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by MikeVega

very cool ...congrats ..i've been in for 9 years now and it's the best thing ever ..

I've been with my girl almost 6 years now and we've lived together for about a year and a half... As long as a switch isn't flipped when the ring goes on here finger, I have no problem spending the rest of my life with her! If a switch gets flipped, I'll just have to work hard at it to make it great again.

**Sly** · 07-05-2006, 02:00 PM

Congratulations man, I wish you lots of happiness.

On another note, can you email me? I've been trying to ICQ you, no dice to. [email protected]

**jimthefiend** · 07-05-2006, 02:02 PM

Don't do it man.

**tical** · 07-05-2006, 02:03 PM

congrats man, wish u all the best!

dont do it! haha

**Jace** · 07-05-2006, 02:03 PM

have you been fucking around on her all this time, and does getting married stop the fucking around?

i would have figured you would have been off the market the first time you and her decided that your relationship was exclusive...hehe

just fucking with you man....congrats! marriage is an awesome thing for two people that in love.

**Drake** · 07-05-2006, 02:04 PM

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."

"Where are you going coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." says the husband.

The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?"

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer- brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc (even Kitsilano Light).

The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar.... you know... the frozen glass..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres poochy pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..."

"You want some dirty words cutie pie?...here, SIT THE F*%K DOWN - DRINK YOUR F*%KIN' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN F*%KIN' MUG - EAT YOUR F*%KIN' SNACKS - YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE F*%KIN' BAR !!! GOT IT, A**HOLE ?!?!"

**butterflybucks** · 07-05-2006, 02:06 PM

Congratulations D-Man, I hope it all goes perfect as planned and your honeymoon is ... well y'know! Plenty of mooning and lots of honey!

**TexasDreams** · 07-05-2006, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by shermsshack

In 10 days from now, I will be a married man! If we haven't had some sweaty sex by now, your time is pretty much running out... After 10 days, the only way to win my love officially, is with traffic.

I know this will break your hearts, but you all must move on.

On a serious sidenote, I can't believe how fast time is speeding to that day... Caterers, relatives, florists, photogs... arghhhh! I'm too busy to be nervous!

Next time I see you all, I will be a married man though. Wish me luck!

So you and Duke are finally going to tie that knot?!?!?!

**WWC-Pajio** · 07-05-2006, 02:06 PM

....good luck

**Elli** · 07-05-2006, 02:08 PM

Congratulations!! How exciting!

**RayBonga** · 07-05-2006, 02:11 PM

Congrats man

Marriage can be a huge blessing but sometimes it's also alot of hard work.

**BoyAlley** · 07-05-2006, 02:12 PM

Congrats on the wedding man! All the best to you and your girl.

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by TexasDreams

So you and Duke are finally going to tie that knot?!?!?!

Hahahahah! Nah man.. the long distance thing just didn't work out.

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Elli

Congratulations!! How exciting!

Hey! Theres 1 woman who notices!

Thanks Elli

**E$_manager** · 07-05-2006, 03:20 PM

AAAH! i was hoping......

**NaughtyAllie** · 07-05-2006, 03:20 PM

Congrats Sherm! It's a day you'll never forget (I mean that in a good way).

**Elli** · 07-05-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by shermsshack

Hey! Theres 1 woman who notices!

Thanks Elli

It was thoughtful of you to give all womankind final notice that it's Last Call for Shermy goodness

**MaddCaz** · 07-05-2006, 03:41 PM

ths is pretty damn funny

**webgurl** · 07-05-2006, 03:44 PM

I'm glad you are getting married to a hot asian chick

Goodluck
xoxoxoxox
P.S i wasn't invited to your wedding

blahhhh

**gecko** · 07-05-2006, 03:48 PM

Congrats!

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by webgurl

I'm glad you are getting married to a hot asian chick

Goodluck
xoxoxoxox
P.S i wasn't invited to your wedding

blahhhh

You're invited to the reception when we get back from our honeymoon though! The wedding ceremony itself is only 50 people and it's mostly family... The reception will be a nice party for friends!

Also.... We'll be in your neck of the woods for the Honeymoon... Got a couple hours for drinks and whatever?

**scottybuzz** · 07-05-2006, 03:58 PM

hahhaa goodluck sonny

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by scottybuzz

hahhaa goodluck sonny

Thanks mister!

**E$_manager** · 07-05-2006, 06:12 PM

My best congratulations! wish you patience, mutual understanding and so on and so ....

**bknoob** · 07-05-2006, 06:40 PM

congrattttttts

**Sosa** · 07-05-2006, 06:45 PM

it will go fast until the last few days when everyone starts arriving for the wedding. Congrats man. It was almost a month ago for me.

**Tdog** · 07-05-2006, 06:50 PM

10 days, you can still change your mind.

**dissipate** · 07-05-2006, 06:53 PM

Good luck man!

**Kimo** · 07-05-2006, 07:01 PM

congrats my good man!

**CamsLord** · 07-05-2006, 07:03 PM

congrats and good luck!

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Tdog

10 days, you can still change your mind.

Who else would go for a guy like this and actually keep him around?!

**madawgz** · 07-05-2006, 10:23 PM

congratz on getting married yo!

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-05-2006, 10:32 PM

R.I.P. Sherm 7/16/2006

**slapass** · 07-05-2006, 10:36 PM

Congrats she is quite the catch!

**shermo** · 07-05-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by slapass

Congrats she is quite the catch!

Thanks bro!
When are you coming back out here so we can treat you to dinner? Gonna be hard to top Mix though!

Also, we need to hit those tables... I know you've been practicing!

**slapass** · 07-05-2006, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by shermsshack

Thanks bro!
When are you coming back out here so we can treat you to dinner? Gonna be hard to top Mix though!

Also, we need to hit those tables... I know you've been practicing!

I will wait for a bit as now you have honeymoons etc but looking forward to it. We need to do some clubbing.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 07-06-2006, 03:25 AM

congrats

**Gentle_Ben** · 07-06-2006, 03:32 AM

Congratulations Sherm

She's gorgeous!

All the best to both of you

**Paysighting** · 07-06-2006, 05:49 AM

Good luck, man !!

**shermo** · 07-06-2006, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by Gentle_Ben

Congratulations Sherm

She's gorgeous!

All the best to both of you

Thanks!
I think she is too!

Slapass.... If we go clubbing, can I wear my Party Boy outfit?

**AtlantisCash** · 07-06-2006, 11:42 AM

Good Luck...

Sorry ladies... I'll be off the market in 10 days!

Sorry ladies... I'll be off the market in 10 days!

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