*Books are often used in place of toilet paper in third world countries.
*Tacos are Gods most perfect food. Look how well designed they are, how they so easily fit in your hands, and so easily fit in your mouth. Tacos are an atheist?s worst nightmare.
*Ice cream occasionally causes flatulence in fatties, so bring an umbrella.
*Women do not like american football.
*Jesus was in reality none other than mild mannered reporter Clark Kent
*Cats can be used as a spare muffler with a bit of modification.
*Attempting to breathe underwater will result in death 80% of the time. The other 20% you are instantly transported to Asgard where you are to do battle with Odin for all of eternity.
*Some reading is good for your brain. Reading books, however, can cause strokes in people over 30.
*Michael Jackson finally decided last week that he is indeed black. Expect a press release soon.
*Adam Sandler is the funniest comedian ever? if you?re a moron.
*Books are often used in place of toilet paper in third world countries.
*Tacos are Gods most perfect food. Look how well designed they are, how they so easily fit in your hands, and so easily fit in your mouth. Tacos are an atheist?s worst nightmare.
*Ice cream occasionally causes flatulence in fatties, so bring an umbrella.
*Women do not like american football.
*Jesus was in reality none other than mild mannered reporter Clark Kent
*Cats can be used as a spare muffler with a bit of modification.
*Attempting to breathe underwater will result in death 80% of the time. The other 20% you are instantly transported to Asgard where you are to do battle with Odin for all of eternity.
*Some reading is good for your brain. Reading books, however, can cause strokes in people over 30.
*Michael Jackson finally decided last week that he is indeed black. Expect a press release soon.
*Adam Sandler is the funniest comedian ever? if you?re a moron.
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