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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #51
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      • Nov 2003
      • 32189

      #52
      I wonder what his co-defendant's sentence will be.

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      • Tdog
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        • May 2006
        • 2707

        #53
        I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

        A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

        The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

        Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

        The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

        Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

        The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

        Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

        "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

        "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

        A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

        "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

        "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

        "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

        Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

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        • Big_Red
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          • Jun 2006
          • 4147

          #54
          Tdog that just about hit the nail on the head.
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          • woj
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            • Jul 2002
            • 47880

            #55
            Originally posted by Tdog
            I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

            A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

            The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

            Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

            The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

            Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

            The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

            Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

            "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

            "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

            A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

            "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

            "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

            "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

            Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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            • KRL
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              • Oct 2002
              • 31429

              #56
              Originally posted by LOL :D
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              • Drake
                Hello world!
                • Mar 2003
                • 12508

                #57
                Originally posted by Tdog
                I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

                A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

                The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

                Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

                The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

                Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

                The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

                Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

                "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

                "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

                A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

                "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

                "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

                "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

                Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
                Awesome

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                • Bdiddy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2456

                  #58
                  If it's true...GOOD RIDDANCE
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                  • Bdiddy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 2456

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Tdog
                    I'm sure it's BS but just the same it's kinda funny:

                    A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

                    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

                    Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

                    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

                    Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."

                    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?

                    Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

                    "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.

                    "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." Kenny said.

                    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?

                    "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

                    "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

                    "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

                    Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

                    That is badass
                    "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

                    "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47880

                      #60
                      Originally posted by KRL
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                      • Big_Red
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                        • Jun 2006
                        • 4147

                        #61
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                        • Webby
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 14956

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Big_Red
                          Maybe his heart couldnt take all the crap he tried to pull off.
                          Prob not Big_Red... and prob already expended more than enough energy building up Enron in the first place to do any scams.

                          Karma can be a bitch.. but hell, would not wish that on anyone.

                          Would be interesting to see a real autopsy tho - it may have reached a point where it's time for the lockup and the pressure was on to open mouths and threats started flying Tho.. may be nothing behind it.
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                          • MaddCaz
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                            • Mar 2006
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                            #63
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                            • Webby
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 14956

                              #64
                              Originally posted by MaddCaz
                              how many lay Threads now?
                              51 MaddCaz - 32 of em ending up in a rabble
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                              • Sickthing
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                                • Mar 2005
                                • 164

                                #65
                                Originally posted by EdgeXXX
                                *sniff sniff*

                                I smell suicide...
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                                • E$_manager
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 13557

                                  #66
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                                  • Big_Red
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 4147

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by MaddCaz
                                    how many lay Threads now?
                                    I was the first thread. There is only one. Thanks for playing.
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                                    • Big_Red
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                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 4147

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Webby
                                      Prob not Big_Red... and prob already expended more than enough energy building up Enron in the first place to do any scams.

                                      Karma can be a bitch.. but hell, would not wish that on anyone.

                                      Would be interesting to see a real autopsy tho - it may have reached a point where it's time for the lockup and the pressure was on to open mouths and threats started flying Tho.. may be nothing behind it.
                                      As I said in a prior post. I think the families who got ripped off should demand to see his dead body.

                                      But yeh, Karma is a bitch i tell ya.
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                                      • mardigras
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 14194

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Tdog
                                        "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

                                        "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.

                                        "Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."
                                        What happened to the other $100?
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                                        • woj
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 47880

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by mardigras
                                          What happened to the other $100?
                                          He used the $100 to buy the donkey? remember?
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