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Old 10-16-2008, 05:05 AM  
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Originally Posted by AlienQ View Post
LEGAL DISCUSSION AS FOLLOWS:

XXXJAY: Dude WTF! why ya steal my shit?
PORNTUBE: Dude because it was on the internets.
XXXJAY: Jesus christ! So now I goto file on ya!
PORNTUBE: Be my guest partner! Ya know Brazzers RIght?
XXXJAY: Huh?
PORNTUBE: Yeah Brazzers ya know the partner ya got on some sales right?
XXXJAY: Uhh yeah.
PORNTUBE: Well...

BRAZZERS: ( BUrsts into room ) WTF JAY! we had a deal going on! Why ya make a thread on GFY about it? Now the fuck ya filing me for?
XXXJAY: HUh? You stole my content fag!
BRAZZERS: We made you over 10K in sales in less than 2 weeks fag!

JAYS ATTORNEY: WTF? You filing on guys that stole your content but you are business associates in online sales?
XXXJAY: Fuck these guys they stealing my content jesus christ file on them already dude!
BRAZZERS: Well fuck you XXXJAY no more sales for you!
XXXJAY: Bitch you stole my content!
PORNHUB: Pardon me I am not stealing your content, we are selling you in PornHub thats why you get sales bro!
XXXJAY: How much sales have I made?
PORNHUB and BRAZZERS IN UNISON: Dude you made a fuck load check yourt account.
XXXJAY: BUt.... But you... Stole... my... Content.
PORNHUB: DUde, Brazzers my friend I dunno about this guy.
BRAZZERS: yer right Pornhub I got no idea either...
XXXJAY: ( Sweating ) Well fuck you stole my content and well I got rich because of it.
Attorney: Whats the problem XXXJAY?
XXXJAY: Send the checks guys lets keep making money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PORNHUB: Nah Jay its cool. file on us we just sealed a deal with about 10 other guys that wanna do the same thing except we can pay them less than you.
XXXJAY: Shit...
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