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  • JD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2003
    • 22651
    #1

    Stupid fucking surfers....

    Some random surfer just IM'd me asking if I was Melissa Midwest....says he found my AIM in google....
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Can we see your tits?

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        • $5 submissions
          I help you SUCCEED
          • Nov 2003
          • 32189
          #3
          Time to cloak an affil ID url

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            • Red Ezra
              redezra.com
              • May 2004
              • 4678
              #4
              hi melissa

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                • he-fox
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 2884
                  #5
                  Do you need something when in jail?

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                    • JD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22651
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Red Ezra
                      hi melissa
                      hi big boi *kisses*

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                        • JD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22651
                          #7
                          I'm sending him to some of my sites HAHAH dudes like making requests for shit hahah

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                            • bknoob
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 1610
                              #8

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                                • pornguy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 62910
                                  #9
                                  Hey Melissa can you show us your tits and ass?
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                                    • Pimpin_J
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 3637
                                      #10
                                      lol

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                                        • Nookster
                                          Confirmed IT Professional
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 3744
                                          #11
                                          isn't she about to do some jail time? lol
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                                            • JD
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22651
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                              Hey Melissa can you show us your tits and ass?


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                                                • DBS.US
                                                  Geo Cities
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 11842
                                                  #13
                                                  Should have said: Yes, I am Melissa Midwest. Do you have Paypal? I need bail money quick.
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                                                    • dunefield
                                                      www.barely18movies.com
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 10920
                                                      #14
                                                      Hi Melissa could you do a fansign for me?

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                                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                          I guarantee it
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 18314
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                          Can we see your tits?

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                                                            • JD
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22651
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                              Should have said: Yes, I am Melissa Midwest. Do you have Paypal? I need bail money quick.

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                                                                • NoWhErE
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 10583
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I always get these random chinese guys adding me to their ICQ saying they want to improve their english. And in under 2 minutes they are asking me if I am girl and if I have naked pics of myself.


                                                                  Man, if only I wasn`t so lazy, I'd take the 5 seconds it takes to turn off the random chat feature on ICQ
                                                                  skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 19291
                                                                      #18
                                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 51692
                                                                          #19
                                                                          You should have sent him your sig... now he would have been lost
                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                                                              I always get these random chinese guys adding me to their ICQ saying they want to improve their english. And in under 2 minutes they are asking me if I am girl and if I have naked pics of myself.


                                                                              Man, if only I wasn`t so lazy, I'd take the 5 seconds it takes to turn off the random chat feature on ICQ
                                                                              I thought you were alone with that problem... sometimes chicks icq me too
                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                • NoWhErE
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 10583
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                  I thought you were alone with that problem... sometimes chicks icq me too

                                                                                  Really?


                                                                                  *wipes tear* "So this is what its like when doves cry?"
                                                                                  skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                                    • JD
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 22651
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                                                                      Really?


                                                                                      *wipes tear* "So this is what its like when doves cry?"

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                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                                                                          Really?


                                                                                          *wipes tear* "So this is what its like when doves cry?"
                                                                                          Yo I might come to your GF's house on the 8th to see the fight... ;)
                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                            • NoWhErE
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                              • 10583
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                              Yo I might come to your GF's house on the 8th to see the fight... ;)

                                                                                              Yup, she already told me.

                                                                                              Hope she makes those yummy snacks again.
                                                                                              skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                                                • WWC-Pajio
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 3846
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  ....I can smell some tits in here.. :D
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                                                                                                    • scottybuzz
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                      • 14799
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      this thread is usless without pics of melissa
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                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                                                                          Should have said: Yes, I am Melissa Midwest. Do you have Paypal? I need bail money quick.


                                                                                                          he would have sent like 1000$ hahahhha
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                                                                                                            • Sydney_AWP
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                                              • 358
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                                                              this thread is usless without pics of melissa
                                                                                                              I agree.

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                                                                                                                • martinsc
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                  • 27043
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Make Money

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                                                                                                                    • JD
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 22651
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      fuck me sideways. So far today 3 more fucking surfers have AIM'ed me....God damn google

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                                                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                                                          #31

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                                                                                                                            • VoteForPedro
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                              • 1740
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by WWC-Pajio
                                                                                                                              ....I can smell some tits in here.. :D

                                                                                                                              and a hint of vagina
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                                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 58202
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  what the heck? gotta love surfers


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                                                                                                                                    • goldrush
                                                                                                                                      Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 661
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Wow wait until the news gets out that Melissa Midwest has centipedes in her vagina... this is going to be huge!
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                                                                                                                                        • ProjectNaked
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 4309
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by goldrush
                                                                                                                                          Wow wait until the news gets out that Melissa Midwest has centipedes in her vagina... this is going to be huge!
                                                                                                                                          wrong on many levels

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