Several years ago I met a chick off the internet. We have a nice lunch then she asks if I want to go back to her place with her. She explained that her roommate works nights and she had to wait for her roommate to leave for the night before we head over there. No problem. I give her $20 and watch her play some video poker then she makes z call and says, "My roommate stayed home from work tonight." I'm not sure what to say then she continues, "I really want to have sex with you. Do you just want to get a hotel room?" I agree. She is pretty good looking and it sounds like fun. We go to this hotel a few blocks from where we met and she tells me, "The manager is actually a guy that lives next door to me. He will give me a good deal. We can get the room for $50 instead of $75 if you let me go in and get it." Again I agree. I park, give her the money and she gets out. She walks up towards the office then continues around the corner and never goes inside. I get out and walk over to see where she is and she is gone.
She got me for lunch, $20 in video poker and $50 in cash. I should have known something was up but as she played poker she had me grabbing her ass then in the car she spent the entire ride rubbing my dick through my pants so my brain wasn't working right.

She was slick, she should be an actress.