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Originally Posted by baddog
For quitting smoking (not ADD). Did it work? Any feedback?
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Here's how you quit smoking...
Look at your old ass in the mirror with your beard that's been discolored by Marlboro's and then feel your lungs wheeze as you breathe in and out...Bend over to tie your shoes and feel your bones creak and pop from the time you bend over until the time you stand back up, sounding like a bag of microwave popcorn..
Then say to yourself, "I'm an old man who is only accelerating my downward spiral into the grave by continuing to smoke these cancer sticks......If I actually quit smoking and SHAVED, Maybe the hot chicks I take pics with would put their head closer to my face when I take pics with them"...
Then smoke all you want on the previous day and then quit the next day. You'll be ready to quit cold turkey the next day.
I also suggest at least hitting the sauna and the steamroom.....Then maybe you won't have to consider prescription medication in order to stop using a narcotic.