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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    The key to hooking up with older women with kids

    Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

    I hope this advice serves you well.
  • Chio
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 8002

    #2
    That's how I got my Mom to like me.

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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #3
      Originally posted by Chio
      That's how I got my Mom to like me.
      You hooked up with your mom?

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      • fallenmuffin
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 8170

        #4
        Uh, this whole thread is odd

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        • p1mpdogg
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16714

          #5
          why do you want to fuck women with kids?

          total turn off.
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          • fallenmuffin
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 8170

            #6
            Originally posted by p1mpdogg
            why do you want to fuck women with kids?

            total turn off.








            Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              Originally posted by p1mpdogg
              why do you want to fuck women with kids?

              total turn off.
              Not necessarily women with kids, but older women. And older women tend to have kids, so you have to be prepared.

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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by fallenmuffin








                Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off.
                Now you're talking.

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                • CheneyRumsfeld
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 1341

                  #9
                  thats just how Michele Jackson does it.
                  works for him.

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                    thats just how Michele Jackson does it.
                    works for him.
                    HAHA yeah, only he gets the parents to like him so he can hook up with their kids.

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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470

                      #11
                      careful dude

                      it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

                      anyone with kids that brings dates - and first dates - in and out of their kids lives is FLAKEY and not the kind of woman you should be giving a chance at your heart. it's EASY to get laid, you can have most any woman you want. Don't deal with idiots.

                      simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again.

                      after date 4-5 or so or anywhere after that if you meet the kids it's ok in my books but before that - NO WAY. That's a sign of a bad mom.
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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                        simgle moms good - and most are GREAT in bed. I fucking LOVE single moms and have dated and fucked a LOT of them. - but single moms who introduce you to their kids on date 1,2 or 3 BEWARE. in fact if they do that I RUN. i might bang them that night but i never call those again.
                        I agree with your whole post, espescially the quoted part. I think that if they are eager for you to meet their kids they either want you to more or less support their kids or are jumping the gun on the "long term relationship" thing. Like you said, at that point its best to get in and get out and hit the road.

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                        • fallenmuffin
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 8170

                          #13
                          I've got a thing about supporting/raising someone elses kid. That's just my point of view.. if I'm going to put in the effort, time, money, I want it to be mine. My blood, my genes caring on.

                          Realtionships are so fuck these days anyways.

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                          • Drake
                            Hello world!
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 12508

                            #14
                            I've thought about it before but I dunno, it feels sleazy to me. Unless she wants to fool around and is not looking for a new dad for her kids because I have no intention on being a father to somebody else's kid.

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                            • MakingCoin_Fatal
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                              • Jun 2006
                              • 641

                              #15
                              ok.. thanks man.. i'll try with my neighbor.. lol!

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                              • 69pornlinks
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                                • Mar 2003
                                • 5560

                                #16
                                fuck that shit....i don't play step-daddy..i just tell the broad look check this out you got (x) amount brats..you have limited choices so i can fuck your ass anytime i want
                                It IS what it IS

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                                • CamsLord
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                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 3663

                                  #17
                                  tell me something i dont know
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                                  • Cyndalie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 3615

                                    #18
                                    Sleazy has great points.
                                    But if you are dating to get laid, a woman bringing her kids isn't a good sign of how things will end up, given you actually end up with enough time to get to know eachother with kids running around and her being mom. If you are dating for relationships, sure, every investment is worth it, but how can you truly know if you are dating her or her kids, and what kind of mom so easily let's strangers 'get to know' her kids before getting to know her. Odd.
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                                    • gooddomains
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 10127

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Chio
                                      That's how I got my Mom to like me.

                                      that's funny

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                                      • Alphonso
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 544

                                        #20
                                        MEOWWWWW

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                          careful dude

                                          it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.

                                          Sounds like you have been there, because you are right.

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                            But if you are dating to get laid, . . .

                                            Is there another reason to date?

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                                            • Drake
                                              Hello world!
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 12508

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              careful dude

                                              it's easier to fall in love with the kids than the woman. then when you have to dump the woman you break your heart cause you hace to leave the kids.
                                              That would suck. If I ever dated a woman who had kids I wouldn't want the kids to ever meet me.

                                              "Hey mommy, Mike33 is back again. He's so nice to us. We like him so much"

                                              "Sorry kids, Mike33 won't be coming around any more, we just broke up"

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                                              • Young
                                                Bland for life
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 10468

                                                #24
                                                i'm messing with a girl right now that is absolutely amazing. Natural DD's with a tiny waist and a nice ass...good personality. yes i have pics...

                                                She has a 4 year old.

                                                I have another girl I'm talking to who is cute, nice personality, no body, and nowhere nearly as good looking but the fact that she doesn't have any kids puts her first in any future consideration I may have for a relationship.

                                                Kids are cute but I don't want to take care of another guy's problem.
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                                                • RogerV10
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                                                  • May 2006
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Dvae
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 5326

                                                    #26
                                                    s to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.
                                                    You are so wrong.
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                                                    Last edited by Dvae; 07-02-2006, 10:59 AM.
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                                                    • detoxed
                                                      vip member
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 17798

                                                      #27
                                                      I'd take that key and throw it the fuck away!

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                                                      • Kimo
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                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                        • 11542

                                                        #28
                                                        i agree 100% with sleazy on this one
                                                        ...

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin








                                                          Yeah, what a fuckin' turn off.

                                                          Hardly what I would classify as "older women."

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                                                          • fallenmuffin
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 8170

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                            Hardly what I would classify as "older women."
                                                            LOL, they're older then me :P

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                                              LOL, they're older then me :P
                                                              I probably have socks older than you

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                                                              • RayBonga
                                                                too cool for highschool
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 12164

                                                                #32
                                                                I still prefer younger women, without kids.

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                                                                • bu((aneer
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 651

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                  Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

                                                                  I hope this advice serves you well.


                                                                  Bullshit.. Most single mom's are easy as hell, and have very low standards!

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                                                                  • E$_manager
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 13557

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                                    Is to get their kids to like you. You might even have to go so far as to take the kids with you on the first couple dates and spend money on them so they can ride gokarts and eat cotton candy, but in the end thats an even bigger investment than spending money on the mom. But once the kids like you the mom will love you.

                                                                    I hope this advice serves you well.
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                                                                    • E$_manager
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                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                      • 13557

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you do like kids, don't you? Or this is just a thread
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                                                                      • Wiggles
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 14423

                                                                        #36
                                                                        why the fuck would you want to hook up with a mom, too much work for a little sex, find a drunk 18yr old and your set.
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                                                                        • E$_manager
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                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                          • 13557

                                                                          #37
                                                                          priceless advise
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