Why do men die before their wives?

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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46234

    #1

    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.
  • Stallion
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    • Jan 2001
    • 6632

    #2
    bcuz their wives stress them out too much
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    • Cash
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      • Feb 2002
      • 20825

      #3
      Because they are more active in their lifetime and consume themselves more this way ...
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      • d00t
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 3766

        #4
        because they're not getting any action in the later years

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        • Zuss
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 1187

          #5
          Because nature values women over men.
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          • Scootermuze
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 4513

            #6
            Because she catches him with the neighbor's wife...

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            • CuriousToyBoy
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              • Aug 2005
              • 16787

              #7
              Stress.

              ;-)
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              • Matiz
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 1740

                #8
                because god is lonely and wants them back earlier..
                ...

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                • ButtUgly-Bertha
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 253

                  #9
                  They just can't take all that Bitching after 50 years of marriage they just give up
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                  • fallenmuffin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 8170

                    #10
                    Because women nag them to death. Do this, do that, why aren't you *, why didn't you *, blah blah blah.. We bottle it up inside and it finally kills us.

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                    • MakingCoin_Fatal
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                      • Jun 2006
                      • 641

                      #11
                      yea.. maybe stress of life...

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                      • Alphonso
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                        • Dec 2005
                        • 544

                        #12
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                        • gooddomains
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 10127

                          #13
                          because we would all become gay once the wifes are gone

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                          • detoxed
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 17798

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wanton
                            They want to.
                            fuck yeah they are glad to go when its time

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                            • RogerV10
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                              • May 2006
                              • 1000

                              #15
                              Hahaha.
                              This thread is too funny.

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                              • AllStar
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                                • Feb 2006
                                • 461

                                #16
                                cause they want to find a good hiding place
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                                • Shocking
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                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 523

                                  #17
                                  because dead is the only way u can get rid of them!
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                                  • VicD
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 13245

                                    #18
                                    Men are doing all the hard work, drinking, smoking and fucking somebody elses wife

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                                    • Holly
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 10017

                                      #19
                                      Because women, in general, take better care of their health. Most go in for regular gyn appointments starting at a very young age and get tested more often than men. I think women are also more likely to seek treatment for symptoms, rather than ignoring things or just letting it go.
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                                      • maxxxxx
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 646

                                        #20
                                        Here is why...









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                                        • scottybuzz
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 14799

                                          #21
                                          hahaha thanks for pictures!
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                                          • he-fox
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                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 2884

                                            #22
                                            Cool pics, thanks !

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