Good pick up lines, anyone?

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  • ajrocks
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 4526
    #51
    Your a dirtly little whore..... Suck my cock.
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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377
        #52
        are people actually using pick up lines?

        i am serious....
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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          • WebairGerard
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 8113
            #53
            Originally posted by pr0
            Hi, my names Jack Stevens...i'm a neurologist with doctors without borders....i also do some work for unicef....but i don't like to brag, its all about the kids, god bless em.

            Can i buy you a drink?
            love it! funny stuff!

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              • Screaming
                I can change this!!!!!
                • Feb 2004
                • 18972
                #54
                Not trying to be 2 foward, but I think you are very attractive. Heres my number, if you ever want to go out, get some coffee, a bite, maybe a drink, give me a call.

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                  • 2HousePlague
                    CURATOR
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 14572
                    #55
                    "My true passion is working with retards."





                    2hp
                    tada!

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                      • OMG Jim
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 3153
                        #56
                        If you see a girl that looks annoyed because some loser is trying to put the move on her then casually walk up to the two of them and don't say a word but start sniffing.

                        One of them usually says "What?" to which you reply... "Smells like bullshit to me!" At that point you've saved the girl and shown her you have a sense of humor also.

                        Caution: Don't try this if the guy looks like he could whip your ass!


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                        ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202
                            #57
                            Originally posted by ajrocks
                            your parents must be retards because your so special.
                            Have you ever used that?


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                              • mikiemd101
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 146
                                #58
                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                are people actually using pick up lines?

                                i am serious....
                                Get real it's o6 , ducktape is the answer.

                                http://www.pinkdiamondgin.com

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                                  • MarkMan
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 1370
                                    #59
                                    lol
                                    some of them are funny like hell

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                                      • Nismo
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 4977
                                        #60
                                        "will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"
                                        i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                          • 2HousePlague
                                            CURATOR
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 14572
                                            #61
                                            "Fuck me, you shall."






                                            2hp
                                            tada!

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                                              • madawgz
                                                8.8.8.8
                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 30509
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by Taboo
                                                Here's a few in different flavors:

                                                Stupid/Funny: You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

                                                Softcore: The best way to get "over" someone is to get "under" someone

                                                Hardcore: The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor.

                                                Coming Soon: http://www.PickupLines.com


                                                good shit!~
                                                TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                  • KRL
                                                    Entrepreneur
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 31429
                                                    #63
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                                                      • Kimo
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                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                        • 11542
                                                        #64
                                                        all you have to do is go into a bar and walk down the bar tapping chicks on the head saying "duck, duck, duck, duck" and when you get to the drunkest one with the phattest ass you grab her ass and yell "GOOSE!"
                                                        ...

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