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  • BVF
    Black Vagina Finder
    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #1

    Now THIS is a satisfied customer!!

    I got an email from a member at 2:56 am who was horny and hella frustrated...He writes:

    Email Title: Pissed and Unsatisfied!

    Here I am a new user and I typically bust loads watching them bullshit snipets and the first time I decide to give you some bizness the shit not working. Here I am with a hard on and my pockets low. This is Fucked up Brother. These Videos not working. What you gone do bout this???


    Sincerely
    Angry and Horny!!!


    But I guess between the time I emailed him back and his return email, he got it to work because at 2:06 PM, he writes:

    Ok so I got the shit to work right and I haven't been to sleep yet. Good shit and keep up the good porn. Thanx

    Sincerely
    Satisfied and Wanting more



    I love it when I satisfy the customer

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  • J. Falcon
    www.AdultCopywriters.com
    • May 2006
    • 31645

    #2
    LOl thats an awesome mail. Congrats on keeping em happy and satisfied.
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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      makes it all worth doing.

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      • dav3
        Confirmed User
        • May 2007
        • 7348

        #4
        hahah nice
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        • VeriSexy
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          • Apr 2002
          • 25463

          #5
          haha how lovely.
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          • SlowDash
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2006
            • 288

            #6
            very rewarding lo

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            • BV
              wtf
              • Sep 2001
              • 10914

              #7
              sweet, good thing you didn't have any hidden cross sales because you know as horny as that motherfucker was he would have missed them. :-)

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              • CunningStunt
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 5594

                #8
                Good old fashioned customer service wins the day.

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                • mynameisjim
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 2985

                  #9
                  lol. Great e-mail.
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                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                    (felis madjewicus)
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 20368

                    #10
                    bvf for president!

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                    • respect
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 18399

                      #11
                      awesome email

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                      • BSleazy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 6721

                        #12
                        Your customer seems well spoken/written.

                        Odd
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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818

                          #13
                          Feedback (especially the positive kind) is a rare commodity these days.

                          Bask in it when it happens.

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                          • CybermedAndy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 4170

                            #14
                            Look at you making people happy

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                            • carol.prime
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 6960

                              #15
                              haha! nice e-mail. Could use it as a template!
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                              • brassmonkey
                                Pay It Forward
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 77396

                                #16
                                glad it worked out lol
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                                • BVF
                                  Black Vagina Finder
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 13975

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by carol.prime
                                  haha! nice e-mail. Could use it as a template!
                                  It's already been put in the surfer comments section http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/surfers

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                                  • L-Pink
                                    working on my tan
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 39151

                                    #18
                                    I feel greasy now ...... after reading an email that I know was typed with just one hand.

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                                    • BVF
                                      Black Vagina Finder
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 13975

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BCyber
                                      Your customer seems well spoken/written.

                                      Odd
                                      I'M well spoken/written so what in the fuck is so odd about it?

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                                      • Zorgman
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 6103

                                        #20
                                        Group hug. :D
                                        ---

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                                        • The Dawg
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 2438

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BVF
                                          I got an email from a member at 2:56 am who was horny and hella frustrated...He writes:

                                          Email Title: Pissed and Unsatisfied!

                                          Here I am a new user and I typically bust loads watching them bullshit snipets and the first time I decide to give you some bizness the shit not working. Here I am with a hard on and my pockets low. This is Fucked up Brother. These Videos not working. What you gone do bout this???


                                          Sincerely
                                          Angry and Horny!!!


                                          But I guess between the time I emailed him back and his return email, he got it to work because at 2:06 PM, he writes:

                                          Ok so I got the shit to work right and I haven't been to sleep yet. Good shit and keep up the good porn. Thanx

                                          Sincerely
                                          Satisfied and Wanting more



                                          I love it when I satisfy the customer
                                          You know I sent that signup right?

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                                          • pornguy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 62912

                                            #22
                                            Kool to hear
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                                            • A-n-D-r-E-S
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 3949

                                              #23
                                              Haha nice mail!
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                                              • Mr. Cool Ice
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 1289

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BVF
                                                I'M well spoken/written so what in the fuck is so odd about it?
                                                They want to hold a brotha down.

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                                                • NaughtyRob
                                                  Two fresh affiliate progs
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 29602

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BVF
                                                  I got an email from a member at 2:56 am who was horny and hella frustrated...He writes:

                                                  What you gone do bout this???
                                                  ROFL what you gone do bout this
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                                                  • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 3884

                                                    #26
                                                    thats funny.....Brother...





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                                                    • NicAngel
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                      • 817

                                                      #27
                                                      that's hilarious.
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