OMFG......I just had a TUBE CAMERA thingy up my ass ...2 feet worth....ughhhhh

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    OMFG......I just had a TUBE CAMERA thingy up my ass ...2 feet worth....ughhhhh

    So Ii just experienced something that was very very how can I put this...weird...

    I had appt with my gastroenthomologist ...aka the ass doctor....So i get there thinking how bad can it be... they call me in ... I talk with the Doc and he says you ready? I said sure....

    So i unzip and bend over (insert gay joke here) , so Dr Ass starts poking around and so on... not too uncomfortable but weird.... Now we are getting ready for the camera and him peeking inside my colon...

    He starts pumping air into it to expand it... felt pressure at this point... then the camera goes in.....

    ME: Ready
    Dr Ass: K Juicy I am going in , the tube is the size of my finger
    ME: Ok Dr Ass

    Dr Ass: I am turning the corner
    Me: ahhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhh
    Dr Ass's Assisstant: Breath Deep
    Me: omggggggggggggg
    Dr Ass: K I am turning the next corner you might feel some pressure
    Me: oufgergjsadlI%^%&$&$^53oqt4iqewgffsdhgtf

    Dr Ass: Hmm evrything looks nice in here
    ME: %^#^%#hahaha&
    Dr Ass: I am pulling out
    ME: Ok ....ouch %^*%&(*%&
    Dr Ass: K I am out.....

    ME: How far did you go in?
    Dr ASS: About 2 feet

    K at this point i am like filled with air , in my colon, Dr Ass tells me he was 2 feet in my ass.....

    Dr Ass leaves and says illl see you in my office. Dr Ass's assistant says wasnt too bad was it? I say well it was a " strange feeling"

    So the goodnews, No pollups,no cancer , clean as a whistle......

    My face was like white.....the pressure yo was crazy to describe.....

    My colon was filled with air and such and all the way home i was ripping em loose....

    Now i am healing so everyone dont make fun of me lol
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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      I bet you Dr Ass charges insurance like 3k or so for this.....

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        • BobG
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          • Nov 2003
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          #3

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            • Ice
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              • Nov 2002
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              #4
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                • CuriousToyBoy
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                  • Aug 2005
                  • 16787
                  #5
                  They usually feed you this god awfil cement type crap the day before to clean you out.. had some.. errr.. experience in that area myself.

                  I still get the long one down the throat every year for my throat and shit.

                  All good fun.

















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                    • WD Brian
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                      • Apr 2006
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                      #6
                      I hope I never meet Dr. Ass
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                        • CIVMatt
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                          • Aug 2004
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                          #7
                          you were penatraited
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                            • seeric
                              ..........
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 41917
                              #8
                              OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              you kill me.

                              ass jokes for life yo!

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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                  They usually feed you this god awfil cement type crap the day before to clean you out.. had some.. errr.. experience in that area myself.

                                  I still get the long one down the throat every year for my throat and shit.

                                  All good fun.

















                                  Not.
                                  yeah thats for a full colonoscopy , he just wanted to go in a little

                                  I feel violated.......should i have tipped him?

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                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by WD Brian
                                      I hope I never meet Dr. Ass
                                      Dr Ass is a good guy but i had to feel his skills

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                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992
                                          #11
                                          I have to see Dr Ass in 6 weeks

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                                            • Stallion
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 6632
                                              #12
                                              so did you make a date with Dr Ass?
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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  Precisely why I don't go to the doctor. They rarely make it a pleasurable experience.

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                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692
                                                      #14
                                                      OUtch ... this dosen't sound too pleasent lol

                                                      Our healtcare system sucks here... you don'T see DR ass for no valid reason
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                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 22923
                                                          #15


                                                          tell them how you bought Dr ASS a dozen roses and a box of chocolates afterwards


                                                          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                                            • TexasDreams
                                                              former Miserable Admin :)
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 4700
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                              Dr Ass: Hmm evrything looks nice in here
                                                              ME: %^#^%#hahaha&
                                                              Dr Ass: I am pulling out
                                                              ME: Ok ....ouch %^*%&(*%&
                                                              Dr Ass: K I am out.....

                                                              ME: How far did you go in?
                                                              Dr ASS: About 2 feet

                                                              K at this point i am like filled with air , in my colon, Dr Ass tells me he was 2 feet in my ass.....

                                                              Dr Ass leaves and says illl see you in my office.
                                                              Did you two then spoon, and have a cigarette???
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                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                  Precisely why I don't go to the doctor. They rarely make it a pleasurable experience.
                                                                  Dr Ass has a gentle touch

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                      Did you two then spoon, and have a cigarette???
                                                                      No but he asked if i wanted to go to happy hour with him

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                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 122992
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                                                          tell them how you bought Dr ASS a dozen roses and a box of chocolates afterwards

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                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                              OUtch ... this dosen't sound too pleasent lol

                                                                              Our healtcare system sucks here... you don'T see DR ass for no valid reason
                                                                              Dr Ass in the US is "top notch"

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                                                                                • TexasDreams
                                                                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 4700
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  Dr Ass has a gentle touch
                                                                                  During the procedure, did he dim the lights and play soft music.
                                                                                  ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 19714
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Uhm, wtf the big deal here? Sounds like a normal friday night to me......

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                                                                                        • BoyAlley
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                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                          #23

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                                                                                            • seeric
                                                                                              ..........
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 41917
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              No but he asked if i wanted to go to happy hour with him
                                                                                              so, where are you meeting him?

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                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                  During the procedure, did he dim the lights and play soft music.

                                                                                                  Barry Manilow was playing

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                                                                                                    • BluewireAngie
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                                                                                                        • Dr Ass
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Sorry to bother you here, but, your phone number is disconnected and your insurance denied you and you owe me $3!!!!!






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                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                              Uhm, wtf the big deal here? Sounds like a normal friday night to me......

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                                                                                                                • BluewireAngie
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                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                      Uhm, wtf the big deal here? Sounds like a normal friday night to me......

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                                                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                          Uhm, wtf the big deal here? Sounds like a normal friday night to me......

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                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Dr Ass
                                                                                                                              Sorry to bother you here, but, your phone number is disconnected and your insurance denied you and you owe me $3!!!!!






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                                                                                                                                • jono
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                                                                                                                                  Ouch!! Ouch!!

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                                                                                                                                    • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 51532
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                                                                                                                      tell them how you bought Dr ASS a dozen roses and a box of chocolates afterwards

                                                                                                                                      Thats fuckin funny

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                                                                                                                                        • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 16787
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                          yeah thats for a full colonoscopy , he just wanted to go in a little

                                                                                                                                          I feel violated.......should i have tipped him?
                                                                                                                                          Juicy,

                                                                                                                                          If he patted your ass first, that is considered foreplay, so yes, a tip would be in order.

                                                                                                                                          15%.

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                                                                                                                                            • diggz
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                              I bet you Dr Ass charges insurance like 3k or so for this.....
                                                                                                                                              3.1k and you coulda got the happy ending.

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                                                                                                                                                • crodj
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                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Its gastroentorologist. Not Enthomologist.

                                                                                                                                                  hope you liked it...

                                                                                                                                                  great ass pics huh??

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                                                                                                                                                    • pussyluver
                                                                                                                                                      Clueless OleMan
                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 11009
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I have good news and bad news.

                                                                                                                                                      Good news first: You don't have cancer and you didn't have to go through the experience of a colonoscopy at the hospital. Drink all that cement etc.

                                                                                                                                                      Bad News: Dr. Ass is gay and you lost your anal virginity.

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                                                                                                                                                        • stickyfingerz
                                                                                                                                                          Doin fine
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 24984
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Now Im kinda worried... I thought you were joking about the "We'll Snuggle after" comment you made about what were going to do in Vegas...

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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              uhhh...

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                                                                                                                                                                • Quagmire
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  You left out the part where you got wood because he pressed on your prostate 'by mistake'

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                                                                                                                      You left out the part where you got wood because he pressed on your prostate 'by mistake'

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                                                                                                                                                                        • ridikuloz
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                                                                                                                                                                          2 feet? that's nothing. I've had a yard in me.
                                                                                                                                                                          Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ridikuloz
                                                                                                                                                                              2 feet? that's nothing. I've had a yard in me.
                                                                                                                                                                              while yoiu were awake?//

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Spider Ninja
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                                                                                                                                                                                  nice story ;-)

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                                                                                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 29901
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      why did you go to that guy in the first place?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • fl_prn_str
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          are ya clean....everything ok?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • DWB
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              I will choose 2 feet of tube over 2 inches on dick in my ass any day of the week.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Azlord
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  That was the best thing I have read on here in a long long time lol!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by fl_prn_str
                                                                                                                                                                                                      are ya clean....everything ok?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah all is fine , no pollups , no imflamation , no colitis , nothing cancerous...

                                                                                                                                                                                                      All is fine.

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